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The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest dAmn chat quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
When something funny happens on dAmn, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
Feel free to note me with suggested dAmn quotes to go into the next edition.
Past Editions:
Edition One
Edition Two
Edition Three
Edition Four
Edition Five
Edition Six
The Quotes
<greeneyesDA> sorry, got to go this Englishwoman has studying to do for her European Computer Driving Licence,bye
<Moonbeam13> you need a license to drive a european computer?
<Khan71> I love these bail commercials...."When I got a call in the middle of the night that my husband was in jail....I didn't know what to do. So, I called my sister....and she knew EXACTLY what to do"......translation: "My sister, having been a street prostitute for 6 years, knew EXACTLY what to do
<t-rexmale> sakuragaijin cool i gota go to collidge soon
<Pyro-Oden> You remind me of an old friend of mine.
<shadowed-light-waves> Lol, do I?
<Pyro-Oden> Kinda.
<shadowed-light-waves> Hah, hopefully he wasn't a douchebag.
<MMO-Rehab> what the heck?
<AlexanderSteele> what the heck what?
<MMO-Rehab> i put "post sex seizure" in the search for wiki
<AlexanderSteele> MMO-Rehab: do go on
<MMO-Rehab> and cynthia nixon came up as 95.4% related
<Moonyviech> drawing request
<Calyptra> this is a lit chatroom Moonyviech
<al3xander> Well this is a literature chatroom.
<TheKingofFall> Yes, this is a lit chatroom.
<TheKingofFall> So, if you were willing to pay us, we'd do just about anything.
<joysoftruth> lawl. So, in America, to enter a porn site you have to be at least 18. But to enter an alcoholic website, you have to be at least 21.
<joysoftruth> God that's so turned around.
<depresedescapist> There's no harm in sex though.
<joysoftruth> Masturbation causes blindness.
<joysoftruth> kthx.
<depresedescapist>
<depresedescapist> Sex isn't gonna go make you drive your car into three pedestrians and off a bridge.
<joysoftruth> Masturbation while driving will.
<laboratorio101> yeah i wanna be an admin my mother gave me permission
<DarkWarlord10k> i was totally in love with this guy
<DarkWarlord10k> and then he shaved his hair
<DarkWarlord10k> hes no longer sexy
<dammitMEL> loldanny?
<Exen> holy superficial!
<DarkWarlord10k> lolno
<DarkWarlord10k> danny would never shave his hair
<DarkWarlord10k> its true though
<DarkWarlord10k> i cant take anything he says seriously when he looks like a penis with razorburn
<Agent-Ink> Someone needs an ass wiping
<Agent-Ink> I mean Whipping
<SkinnedRat> Agent-Ink: Wiping? :roflmao:
Shameless Promotion
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Endings and Beginnings
Hey Everyone,
Today turns out to be my last day as an employee of deviantART.
I just want to write a quick note to say what an amazing experience it's been and what amazing people work for deviantART.
Cheers,
Pete
dAMonsters!
On a dark and scary stormy night...
within the Zombie Kingdom of dAmn...
monsters are stirring!
The Fella Zombie King needs your help! He needs to grow an army of monsters in the Zombie Kingdom in preparation for Halloween Night. Mummies, Zombies, Vampires, Demons, and WereWolves will all form their own Armies and build up their numbers by biting and infecting human victims and turning them into Monsters!
The Fella Zombie King will bestow prizes on the strongest Monsters! But you must make sure that the humans you infect and turn into Monsters stay in Zombie Kingdom so that they may learn the ways of the Army and be ready for Halloween N
dATribes
Long, long ago, on a website not-so-far away...
Within the mighty village of dAmn, a war is brewing -- a war to appease the Great Fella God!
Many in the past have sought ways to please this angry beast, and many have failed. These tales of great battle and loss are still whispered around the campfires of #devart: DaPineapple (https://www.deviantart.com/dapineapple)'s valiant attempts to offer kingmancheng (https://www.deviantart.com/kingmancheng) as a virgin sacrifice, or fourteenthstar (https://www.deviantart.com/fourteenthstar)'s struggles to serenade Fella with her dulcet Scottish tones .. but nothing could be found to please the Great Fella God, not even a scantily clad FritsPlays (https://www.deviantart.com/fritsplays).
But now the tides are turning and the war is changing!
The mighty wa
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