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The Quotes


<Garbaflop> btw, who won the erection?
<Garbaflop> ...
<Garbaflop> *ELECTION
<Garbaflop> >>;



<lost-angle> I got this gift today and I looked at the tag and it said "to Nate from Satan" and I was all "WTF??? 0_o?"
<Kellisanth> :O



<frozenpandaman> Hello person that got banned from #devart for spamming. =p
<Curley15> yay!!!
<Curley15> i didnt spam:P
<Curley15> i just kept sending b really fast



<poprocksandcharlotte> I don't like them Sam I am, I do not like melon cruisers and sex on cam.
<cypher-neo> poprocksandcharlotte: Would you like it here or would you like it bare?
<poprocksandcharlotte> I would not like it anywhere :evileye:
<cypher-neo> poprocksandcharlotte: Would you like it in a box, or with a chick who's a fox? :lmao:
<poprocksandcharlotte> cypher-neo: I would rather contract chicken pox.
<cypher-neo> poprocksandcharlotte: That's not Seuss-like!!



<aspirin111> aspirin111: wut happens if you do this?
<blueisyourcolor> blueisyourcolor: you talk to yourself
<aspirin111> aspirin111: LOL ITS LIKE DEVIDING BY ZERO



<sodalicious> mmmm root beer
<Cassed> sodalicious is enjoying soda
<sodalicious> yah i am
<twexler> Oh snap.
<twexler> soda enjoying a soda
<sodalicious> would that be considered masturbation? :rofl:
<Baz135> ...
<Baz135> :lmao:
<Cassed> I'm not sure how to respond to that sodalicious
<dottiemaggie> sodalicious: :lmao: nice.
<Cassed> would masturbation of that variety result in.....overfizzing?
<sodalicious> bahahahaha
<sodalicious> LMFAO



<Zienna> ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
** the-yes-man has left [connection closed]



<Roonifer> My dog just bit my mom's boob



<Jack-Lilac458>you know
<Jack-Lilac458>when you toss a ball at your dog's face
<Jack-Lilac458>you'd think they'd catch it
<darkmaster13>lol



<Roonifer> SOME GUY TRIED TO PICK UP MY MOTHER.
<tdibz94> Roonifer: So he wasn't strong enough?



<Nickygirl375>its like how our old laptop makes weird farting noises everytime we turn it on
<Nickygirl375>So now my dad just blames the computer >>



<shikaish13> oh for christ's sale
<shikaish13> sake*



* P1-2004gsb gets out a shitgun
<P1-2004gsb> ...
<P1-2004gsb> erm shotgun
<TheUnrealSephiroth> ...
<TheUnrealSephiroth> BAHAHAHAHAHA



** IwillNeverDie has left [connection reset]



<TheUnrealSephiroth> monori-lai: Busy? :slow:
<monori-lai> TheUnrealSephiroth, I am currently away. Reason: Sleeping, with Rachel and my new guitar. :lolz: by Kiwanji
<TheUnrealSephiroth> ...
<TheUnrealSephiroth> BAHAHAHAHHA



<vtforpedro> ich sauge am Deutschen
<Tigermond> vtforpedro: I'm sure you wanted to say I suck at german, right? xD
<vtforpedro> Tigermond: oh god what'd it say xD
<Tigermond> vtforpedro: I suck on the german xD
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:iconaa321919:
aa321919 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
.... i think some of thease are recicled(used over again...)
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:iconqueendragonleaf:
QueenDragonLeaf Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2010
<vtforpedro> ich sauge am Deutschen
<Tigermond> vtforpedro: I'm sure you wanted to say I suck at german, right? xD
<vtforpedro> Tigermond: oh god what'd it say xD
<Tigermond> vtforpedro: I suck on the german xD


ROFL!!!
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:iconekonk:
Ekonk Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2009  Student Digital Artist
I suck on the german! HAHAHA
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KuchikiYorume Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
(yes, this comment was months ago, but whatever)
Again, I say your signature goes along perfectly with that comment... so well that I accidentally read it as part of the comment itself. >>
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:iconchinuyasha500:
chinuyasha500 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
omg hahaah !
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:iconmiss-ccc:
Miss-CCC Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009
The last one! Hahaha. XDD
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:icontotaldestruction628:
TotalDestruction628 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconsully-bean:
Sully-Bean Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2009
Lol, I lolled the whole way through! Lol!
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SplatterPaint-Toons Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2009
<Zienna> ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
** the-yes-man has left [connection closed]


I love when the usernames are ironic like that.
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devils-horizon Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
<Jack-Lilac458>you know
<Jack-Lilac458>when you toss a ball at your dog's face
<Jack-Lilac458>you'd think they'd catch it
<darkmaster13>lol


this is something i can totally relate to!
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:iconfb1907:
fb1907 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2009
reading the last one as a german guy is hilarious :XD:
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:iconcp-highwind:
CP-Highwind Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2009  Professional General Artist
These seem to get better every time.

Great stuff!
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:iconcoffeestainedstudio:
CoffeeStainedStudio Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Making someone laugh when they have a headache is not cool.

"Shitgun".
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:iconresidentevilgirl13:
ResidentEvilGirl13 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009  Student General Artist
"Overfizzing"
:rofl: :rofl:
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:iconmidnightgem:
midnightgem Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHA
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:iconiludelirium:
iludelirium Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2009
i suck at german
xD
bwahahha
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:iconitachs-forever:
Itachs-forever Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
<vtforpedro> ich sauge am Deutschen
<Tigermond> vtforpedro: I'm sure you wanted to say I suck at german, right? xD
<vtforpedro> Tigermond: oh god what'd it say xD
<Tigermond> vtforpedro: I suck on the german xD


I very well would. :eyes:
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froggfan09 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
"<Roonifer> My dog just bit my mom's boob"

LAWLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
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:iconjynxpixie:
Jynxpixie Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
The last one? :XD: I'm still laughing at it. LOL.

I'm part German, but that's pretty funny. XD When I take German, I'll probably suck at it to. Lol
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:iconluckyhre:
LuckyHRE Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2009
<aspirin111> aspirin111: wut happens if you do this?
<blueisyourcolor> blueisyourcolor: you talk to yourself
<aspirin111> aspirin111: LOL ITS LIKE DEVIDING BY ZERO

Awesome !! xDD
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:iconrose-rayne:
Rose-Rayne Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2009  Student Digital Artist
:lmao:
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:iconthesekrimzonflames:
TheseKrimzonFlames Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2009  Professional Writer
the last ones a total lulzfest. :XD:
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:iconswirlyrockstar:
SwirlyRockStar Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
*clears throat*
I just so happen to be three-fourths German.
Do I count?
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:iconshort4life:
short4life Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009
ahahahahahahahahahaa!!
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:iconz60:
Z60 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I have read all of these, but this one has to be my favorite! :D
I love the "I suck on a German." That was awesome.
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:iconmahkohime:
Mahkohime Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
My favorite one so far! :lol:
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:iconthe-kawaii-ferret:
the-kawaii-ferret Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
"<lost-angle> I got this gift today and I looked at the tag and it said "to Nate from Satan" and I was all "WTF??? 0_o?"


i laughed soo hard about this one!!! :clap: truly a classic!!!
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i-queso Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2009
<Roonifer> My dog just bit my mom's boob



<Jack-Lilac458>you know
<Jack-Lilac458>when you toss a ball at your dog's face
<Jack-Lilac458>you'd think they'd catch it
<darkmaster13>lol




:rofl: :lmao: :rofl:
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:iconchpiku:
Chpiku Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
I suck on the german!! :XD:!!!! LOL
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:iconsexyomaru:
SexyOmaru Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2009   Photographer
I loled so hard at the last one, my parents thought I was choking.
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:iconshort4life:
short4life Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009
oh my gosh, same!! :rofl:
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cottonwings Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
* P1-2004gsb gets out a shitgun


LOL--!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
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:iconlime-ade007:
lime-ade007 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2009
:rofl:

these were the best in a loooong time.
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Damaged927 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would think that soda drinking soda would be an act of engaging in cannibalism :rofl:
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:iconswirlyrockstar:
SwirlyRockStar Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
That's what I'm saying!
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:iconsavantsamantha:
SavantSamantha Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2009  Student
lol, the german one is my favorite. this one of the better LOL Corners =D
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:iconloxell:
loxell Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2009   Digital Artist
"I suck on the German." :lmao:
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:icon41010:
41010 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2009
Hahahaha, this one is brilliant :D
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:iconldbean:
ldbean Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
hhahaa I suck on the german. pfftt

hahahahaha

great stuff
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:iconrapidograph:
rapidograph Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2009  Professional Filmographer
... really really funny stuff!
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:iconpoki-art:
Poki-art Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
ehehehehhee the last one is good
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:iconromi-xoxo:
Romi-xoxo Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
LOL. Hilarious as always xD
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:iconprismatiq:
prismatiq Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2009
LOOOOOL !!! XD
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:iconthynerd:
ThyNerd Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2009   Digital Artist
Umm,excuse me people,but I'm new here and I don't know how to use emoticons.
Can somebody please tell me?
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:iconarchvampire:
archvampire Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2009
well... some of them can be done just by typing the smiley normally. like :) is just : ) (but without the space)

but a lot of them you type in the word, like : slow : (without the spaces) is :slow:. There's a link that pulls up a list of those, and there commands, near the bottom-right corner of the comment box. :)
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:iconthynerd:
ThyNerd Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2009   Digital Artist
did my reply reach you?i think someone went wrong
if it did,i say thank you now.
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:iconthynerd:
ThyNerd Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2009   Digital Artist
oh,ok.thx for the info!:Approval:
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:iconnikkirowle:
NikkiRowle Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2009
<vtforpedro> ich sauge am Deutschen
<Tigermond> vtforpedro: I'm sure you wanted to say I suck at german, right? xD
<vtforpedro> Tigermond: oh god what'd it say xD
<Tigermond> vtforpedro: I suck on the german xD


PRICELESS!!!
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:iconcatskullcollector:
catskullcollector Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2009   Photographer
the last one made me fall on the floor. xD
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:iconvampirepumpkin:
VampirePumpkin Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2009   General Artist
:rofl:
...it gave me heartburn from laughing so much...
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