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<Garbaflop> btw, who won the erection?
<lost-angle> I got this gift today and I looked at the tag and it said "to Nate from Satan" and I was all "WTF??? 0_o?"
<frozenpandaman> Hello person that got banned from #devart for spamming.
<Curley15> i didnt spam
<Curley15> i just kept sending b really fast
<poprocksandcharlotte> I don't like them Sam I am, I do not like melon cruisers and sex on cam.
<cypher-neo> poprocksandcharlotte: Would you like it here or would you like it bare?
<poprocksandcharlotte> I would not like it anywhere
<cypher-neo> poprocksandcharlotte: Would you like it in a box, or with a chick who's a fox?
<poprocksandcharlotte> cypher-neo: I would rather contract chicken pox.
<cypher-neo> poprocksandcharlotte: That's not Seuss-like!!
<aspirin111> aspirin111: wut happens if you do this?
<blueisyourcolor> blueisyourcolor: you talk to yourself
<aspirin111> aspirin111: LOL ITS LIKE DEVIDING BY ZERO
<sodalicious> mmmm root beer
<Cassed> sodalicious is enjoying soda
<sodalicious> yah i am
<twexler> Oh snap.
<twexler> soda enjoying a soda
<sodalicious> would that be considered masturbation?
<Cassed> I'm not sure how to respond to that sodalicious
<dottiemaggie> sodalicious: nice.
<Cassed> would masturbation of that variety result in.....overfizzing?
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<Roonifer> My dog just bit my mom's boob
<Jack-Lilac458>when you toss a ball at your dog's face
<Jack-Lilac458>you'd think they'd catch it
<Roonifer> SOME GUY TRIED TO PICK UP MY MOTHER.
<tdibz94> Roonifer: So he wasn't strong enough?
<Nickygirl375>its like how our old laptop makes weird farting noises everytime we turn it on
<Nickygirl375>So now my dad just blames the computer >>
<shikaish13> oh for christ's sale
* P1-2004gsb gets out a shitgun
<P1-2004gsb> erm shotgun
** IwillNeverDie has left [connection reset]
<TheUnrealSephiroth> monori-lai: Busy?
<monori-lai> TheUnrealSephiroth, I am currently away. Reason: Sleeping, with Rachel and my new guitar.
<vtforpedro> ich sauge am Deutschen
<Tigermond> vtforpedro: I'm sure you wanted to say I suck at german, right? xD
<vtforpedro> Tigermond: oh god what'd it say xD
<Tigermond> vtforpedro: I suck on the german xD