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One Year of LOL Corners


This LOL Corner will mark 52 editions that have been posted (roughly one per week) and I never thought I'd still be posting these 1 year later.

Since this is a special edition, I've included a special section to give thanks for all the support the LOL Corner has received.  In addition to the new LOL Quotes, please LOL at the Best of the Best...

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

dAmnIt! has reached over 14,000 quotes!

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Last 10 Editions:
Edition FortyOne
Edition FortyTwo
Edition FortyThree
Edition FortyFour
Edition FortyFive
Edition FortySix
Edition FortySeven
Edition FortyEight
Edition FortyNine
Edition Fifty
Edition FiftyOne

All Past Editions

Please see the right side of my journal for a complete listing of all past editions.


The Quotes


<bewareofthesnowman> The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?"



<Tokyo-Angel> bummed-out: I think you're the straightest one in this room.
<bummed-out> Tokyo-Angel: I am super straight.
<bummed-out> Tokyo-Angel: I am like the trajectory of a 9 year old who has been sucker punched by Mr. T



<Mrcrapinson> YES
<Mrcrapinson> AUDIOCLIP TIME
<Artist-Man> Come to think of it, Mr. Crapinson, I don't think I've ever heard your voice. I suck.
<smoking-mirrors> It doesn't sound Mexican. :[
<Mrcrapinson> You'll hear it in my next journal
<Mrcrapinson> oh my god
<Mrcrapinson> I typed yournal first
<Mrcrapinson> then changed it to a J
<smoking-mirrors> Hahahahahahhaha.



<Mrcrapinson> i
<Mrcrapinson> did not mean to press enter



<Xerces> FUCK OFF RETARD INTERNET SHIT PROVIDERS
<Xerces> YES
<Xerces> THAT IS WHAT ISP STANDS FOR



<surfergirl101> oh cry all you want because my grandparents own this website they wont ban me so bring it on



* molly-snicklefritz returns from unexpected bathroom break
<shmexyone> how are ya?
<molly-snicklefritz> I'm fine, thanks. Everything came out okay.



** playdoh  has joined
<switchbladeserenade> playdoh: Omg I love you! I used to squish you through a strainer and pretend to feed you to my little cousin
<switchbladeserenade> :slow:
<switchbladeserenade> sorry, I couldn't resist
<playdoh> im safe and nontoxic



<martypunker> HAI NARFMASTER
<martypunker> Holy shit I just had an odd moment.
<martypunker> I only ever look at "Narf" in your name...
<martypunker> So I was like...
<martypunker> Imma add something to the end!
<martypunker> Yeah! Master!
<martypunker> Narfmaster!
<martypunker> Then I posted it.
<martypunker> And I was like, "Damn, that's actually his username..."



<emothemurdok> every year i have a birthdaycake
<emothemurdok> with dora the explorer on it
<Mrcrapinson> They're trying to teach you how to count to 100 in spanish
<Mrcrapinson> one year at a time



<DCZed> I thinki my keybard is shrking.



<martypunker> He's getting a tattoo, yeah.
<martypunker> He's getting ink done.
<martypunker> He asked for a thirteen, but they drew a thirty-one!
<leaf-lover> GIVE IT TO ME BABY
<martypunker> UH HUH
<martypunker> UH HUH
<leaf-lover> GIVE IT TO ME BABY
<martypunker> UH HUH
<martypunker> UH HUH
<leaf-lover> GIVE IT TO ME BABY
<martypunker> UH HUH
<martypunker> UH HUH
<leaf-lover> AND ALL THE GIRLS SAY
<martypunker> I'M PRETTY FLY
<karyaazure> you're silly hotty spammers
<martypunker> D:
<Xerces> aww
<martypunker> You ruined our sooooong. :C
<karyaazure> SORRY
<karyaazure> FOR A WHITE GUY
<leaf-lover> :<
<Xerces> karyaazure: combo breaker! :shakefist:



<DreamingMyth> Jucali: when I was little I used to get stung alot.. so one day I started killing a bunch of bees.. well.. I'd step on them so they were badly injured and then I'd pick them up by one wing and toss them in the trash can :bucktooth: I was such an odd child
<Jucali> DreamingMyth: :lmao:
<DreamingMyth> Jucali: years later I felt bad, and found this half dead bee, and tried to nurse it back to health with honey, water, flowers. and a piece of a bee hive :bucktooth:
<DreamingMyth> Jucali: needless to say it died
<Jucali> :rofl: :facepalm:



<shuttermonkey> ANJ YOU SMEXY BREAST! :love: :hump:
<shuttermonkey> BEAST!
<shuttermonkey> BEAST!
<shuttermonkey> BEAST!
<DreamingMyth> :lmao:
<shuttermonkey> :crying: i dun even liek breasts



<summaro> And look at me now
<summaro> they said you couldn't get anywhere cleaning toilets
<summaro> I sure showed them



The BEST OF LOL Quotes


<cloe88888> .........................................................................................................................................
<AblativeLove> Where's pacman when you need him?



** God has joined
** God has left [connection closed]
<oilsoaked> God has left us.
** God has joined
<Comrade-Kelly> Second coming.
<Comrade-Kelly> :ohnoes:



<arthaus> fuck this is so hard without a tablet.
<OpalMist> Glad to hear you're off the viagra, then.



<homedoggieo> i'm only subscribed for 29 years and 2 more months D:
<homedoggieo> this means hell is freezing over in 2037 D: D: D:
<homedoggieo> or maybe 2038
<homedoggieo> :crying:
<Vayde> where did you get the 29 years from? :o
<XgAD> Vayde: [link]
<homedoggieo> i clicked on the "subscribed" link right beside my user name :o
<Vayde> quite right!
<Vayde> mayeb thats the maximum allowed
<homedoggieo> well then
<homedoggieo> it looks like the mayans don't know when the world is going to end after all
<homedoggieo> dA's subscription service does.
<anjules> and nostradamus was a crock
<XgAD> PANIC!!! :-O
<Vayde> nostradAmus? :p
<homedoggieo> but what if nostradamus has been working with the mayans to develop the dA subscription system o____________o
<anjules> lol
<XgAD> Vayde: :laughing:
<Vayde> it's no coincidence!
<homedoggieo> nostra dAmn us D:
<homedoggieo> we need to find this nostra
<Vayde> nostra
<homedoggieo> oh fuck
<homedoggieo> :fear:
<Vayde> this is like the da vinci code, but the dA vinci code D:
<homedoggieo> :laughing:
<homedoggieo> now let's go find clues in larafairie's pictures :fear:
<anjules> lmao



<frozenpandaman> strawberry-lollipops: Do you have firefox installed
<strawberry-lollipops> frozenpandaman: i believe the proper quesiton would be
<strawberry-lollipops> 'do you know what firefox is'?
<frozenpandaman> strawberry-lollipops: Well, do you?
<strawberry-lollipops> frozenpandaman: err, know what it is? not really. is it a pokemon?
<frozenpandaman> LMFAO.



<epZi> SasukeUchicha546: Pick up your penis and write whatever's on your mind
<epZi> *PENS
<epZi> FUCK
<epZi> PENS



<krazy3> What does IDK mean?
<AdelGrayfeather437> krazy3: i don't know
<krazy3> =/
<krazy3> is there anyone here that does?



<crazy1ady> what do you call a man with blue balls?
<wongyboi> blue ball bob
<Tachy-on> papa smurf?
<wongyboi> ROFL



<DrPhizzle> grrr I hate homework
<DrPhizzle> not only is it hard, but my penis leaking
<DrPhizzle> pen is**************
<DrPhizzle> holy crap that was the worst typo I've ever made



<TheBluePlanet> DJStrife: Apparently you can't sell body parts on craigslist.
<DJStrife> TheBluePlanet: says who?
<TheBluePlanet> DJStrife: Says the disclaimer on the site.
<DJStrife> TheBluePlanet: weak :<
<TheBluePlanet> DJStrife: Its too bad. I just don't know what to do with all this hot ass.



<vtforpedro> ich sauge am Deutschen
<Tigermond> vtforpedro: I'm sure you wanted to say I suck at german, right? xD
<vtforpedro> Tigermond: oh god what'd it say xD
<Tigermond> vtforpedro: I suck on the german xD



<GreyIOutcast>In all truth, I'm saddened by the fact that Michael Jackson has his own game.
<Nicholi2032>GreyIOutcast: he has a video game?
<GreyIOutcast>Nicholi2032: Yeah.
<GreyIOutcast>Nicholi2032: I believe it's for NES.
<epicdesigns>GreyIOutcast: so little boys can play with him for once, instead of vice versa
<GreyIOutcast>epicdesigns: :rofl:



<dehk> my new year's resolution
<dehk> it's 1280x1024



<vastblue> EvilCheeseMan: I don't know where the hell chix0r is...she's a busty girl :slow:
<vastblue> er
<vastblue> busy*



<Kalediscope> I can do a hamster!
<Kalediscope> ...
<IAmTheException> Kalediscope said they can do a hamster!



<whoatherechief> ega drunk
<whoatherechief> i ;like when peoplke buy me beers
<whoatherechief> are you guyxz sgoked that :icon evoquesonething: got dev awqrd galllery director tjing?
<youthculture> dev award gallery director thing? :o
<whoatherechief> i think i go nowtoo
<chix0r> happy hangover!
<whoatherechief> botjong asp,me aspirons wpnmt focx
<whoatherechief> i mesna
<whoatherechief> notjing spome as[p[ioronds wont fox
<chix0r> lol
<whoatherechief> nothing some aspirinsnwpnt fix
<whoatherechief> fuick
<kamizu> oooh
<kamizu> gotcha
<whoatherechief> you know whafr i mean
<chix0r> :bucktooth:
<kamizu> wow
<chix0r> I did yeah
<chix0r> it was just fun to see you keep trying
<whoatherechief> /SETAWAY F.SKUBSEFUHSD
<chix0r> hahaha
<whoatherechief> cuio:af
<VernonX9000> :lol:
<whoatherechief> HARD
<whoatherechief> A/seta/wayu fucl.er
<whoatherechief> mnother dfuicjkers
<VernonX9000> :rofl:
* whoatherechief is away: fuck



<wwelkrulez> I think bras are pain in the ass. :|
<hustlerdu> i think your wearing it wrong



<LogicalRabble> i liked rick warren's thing
<LogicalRabble> I am not religious tho
<LogicalRabble> But i still liked it
<ap3x> we do not need to know about what you did with Rick Warren
<ap3x> D:
<ap3x> oh wait that says liked



<youthculture> oh my god
<youthculture> i just went to CVS
<youthculture> and when i left
<youthculture> i got into the WRONG CAR
<youthculture> and sat there
<youthculture> and thought it was mine
<youthculture> :| :| :|
<anjules> :giggle:
<Tachy-on> youthculture: lol
<Tachy-on> youthculture: It wasn't locked?
<youthculture> NO
<youthculture> and it was the same model as ours!
<youthculture> and i look at the ipod (which we don't own)
<youthculture> the thing hanging off at the rearview mirror (We don't even have a rear view mirror)
<youthculture> and the cigar (we don't smoke)
<Tachy-on> :O
<youthculture> and i go: "yeah, this is totally our car wtf are you talking about"
<Tachy-on> Aren't rear view mirrors standard equipment?
<youthculture> ours fell off lol
<Tachy-on> haha
<youthculture> so my mom RUNS out of the car
<youthculture> and leaves me there
<youthculture> with all the bags
<Tachy-on> lolol
<youthculture> and i finally go: "OH MY GOD THIS ISN'T MY CAR" and i'm having a panic attack while i try to get our bags and run rofl
<Tachy-on> :lmao:
<youthculture> it was like my worst nightmare



<magmanorn> csst520: There is no such chatroom because there are not many Chinese



<rapidograph> limetastic: I will beat off all those crazy boyfriends of yours
<rapidograph> limetastic: ...wait, that didn't come out right



<Magoo-Tora> There's a dog hair in my tea, and I want to know how it got there.
<zephyrkinetic> I'm not a doctor.
<zephyrkinetic> But it probably came off a dog.



<rapidograph> DreamingMyth: I want to thank my father for my sense of
humor, my mother for my respect of nature, and Adobe Photoshop for my
good looks.



<phathryyn> Katy i have this friend right?
<phathryyn> i was on the line to see armaggedon
<phathryyn> and he comes out of the movie theater and goes
<phathryyn> hey Anta
<phathryyn> bruce willis dies in this shit
<phathryyn> WHAT?????
<smoking-mirrors> haah.
<phathryyn> THE FUCK
<phathryyn> so a few months later
<phathryyn> i'm in the line to buy tickets to the sixth sense
<phathryyn> and he randomly appears and say
<phathryyn> bruce willis is still dead



<Tachy-on> i had a gumby toy when i was a kid... i could bend him into any position I liked
<Tachy-on> that came out wrong
<chix0r> that sounds so rude Pete
<kamizu> LOL



<qchiapetp> TheRevolutionX: maybe you should look into makeup too
<qchiapetp> TheRevolutionX: its like photoshop, but on your face



<kyza> do you think if llamas could use deviantART they would spam over sized emotes of people?



<kamizu> a bird
<kamizu> just shat
<kamizu> on my arm
<kamizu> i wish
<kamizu> death
<kamizu> upon it
<kamizu> a million times
<kamizu> DEATH
<kamizu> UPON
<kamizu> THE BIRD
<kamizu> my arm is red from the rigorous friction of this cheap tissue paper
<kamizu> motherfucker
<kamizu> I HATE BIRDS
<kamizu> i wish some random hot shit would flash gorgeous tits in my face
<kamizu> not hot shit
<kamizu> damn that bird
<kamizu> hot chick



<arstockbot> pendlestock: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
<pendlestock> arstockbot: AWOOGA
<arstockbot> pendlestock: Clever answer.
<pendlestock> arstockbot: I know. I rock.



<poprocksandcharlotte> I don't like them Sam I am, I do not like melon cruisers and sex on cam.
<cypher-neo> poprocksandcharlotte: Would you like it here or would you like it bare?
<poprocksandcharlotte> I would not like it anywhere :evileye:
<cypher-neo> poprocksandcharlotte: Would you like it in a box, or with a chick who's a fox? :lmao:
<poprocksandcharlotte> cypher-neo: I would rather contract chicken pox.
<cypher-neo> poprocksandcharlotte: That's not Seuss-like!!



<autumnights> that's better than sharing a room with a sleep walker...
<autumnights> I woke up once to my sister sitting creepily on the foot of my bed...
<autumnights> I asked her what she was doing..
<autumnights> and she goes... "going to the bathroom"
<Comrade-Kelly> Lol.
<autumnights> D:
<autumnights> it was horrifying
<autumnights> I was like NUUUUUUU
<autumnights> gtfo you sick bastard
<Comrade-Kelly> Lol



<rastafarianpilgrim> JackCross: press shit+enter then they wont show as emotes
<rastafarianpilgrim> shift*****
<Boxymoron> XD
rastafarianpilgrim: LOLPHAIL
<DryCellBodyCrumbles> Shit and enter?
<nnymadness> OMG Where's the shit button
<JackCross> nnymadness: it's next to the colon



<zombierap21> xxbcxx: at last to no let enter any no-wanted persons of the house dog if you have want :)
<xxbcxx> zombierap21: I have no idea what you just said there yoda :o



<boltfyre> there
<boltfyre> is a bug
<boltfyre> on my screen
<boltfyre> and i can't smush it because it's on my screen ; ;
<Taisenki> restart your computer



** APimpingSquirrel has joined
** APimpingSquirrel has left
** APimpingSquirrel has joined
<APimpingSquirrel> I forgot my purse
** APimpingSquirrel has left



<PopPrincess9006> theres a PS7!!! O_O I thought we were only on ps3!
<PopPrincess9006> ...
<PopPrincess9006> oh wait
<Tuame> PopPrincess9006: wtf?
<Tuame> PopPrincess9006: photoshop not playstation
<PopPrincess9006> photoshop. . . . . .7
<Tuame> :fail:



<rapidograph> :sun: Our Admin, who art in cyber-space, Hallowed be thy UserName. Thy Avatar come. Thy FAQ be done, On my computer as it is on the server. Give us this day our Daily Deviation. And forgive us our rants, as we forgive those who rant against us. And lead us not into policy violation, but deliver us from llamas. For thine is the perl script, and the power, and the root password, for ever and ever. Amen.



<magmanorn> The number of chatters in devart is now divisible by three
** Lunarburst has joined
<magmanorn> Fuck



<StudioFovea> and last week I taught my 19 month old nephew to say NOM NOM NOM when he eats



<Jeaneai> Jeaneai puts the FUN in fundamental.
<cuppas> i put the sexy in dyslexia


<anjules> anything that can survive a nuclear blast.... should not be allowed to live imo :bucktooth:
<Tachy-on> anjules: That's an awful thing to say about Celine Dion



<Sting1> Lucyy-Luu: Please stop spamming emoticons.
<Lucyy-Luu> Sting1: how am i doing that im just writting alot of them...



<i8usernames> so where is everybody from?
<courtney176> Muthafuckin' Scotland :aww:
<i8usernames> is muthafuckin` on the coast of scotland?
<Jeaneai> LMAO.



<TastyOne> does anyone have any idea how much it would cost to install new windows?
<TastyOne> the value i calculated is about $20,000 and I have no idea if this is even the right ballpark
<Talescaper> TastyOne: Get Linux?
<realillusions> ...i think he means real windows



<tjparson> SavantSamantha: hey do you have skype?
<SavantSamantha> tjparson: :confused: i don't think so... i'm pretty sure my doctor would have told me...



<Baz135> i'm reading about overclocking :P
<Baz135> do you know what it is?
<Hanratty-Stock> WHEN YOU HAVE TO MANY CLOCKS



<JexPen> I could strip down to my underwear, dye my hair blue, scream the canadian national anthem at the top of my lungs and kick my legs while suspended from a ceiling fan by my boxers, and I still would not get into the stupid LOL Corner.



** fllnthblnk has joined
<Devianescence> Would you like to buy a vowel?



<John9982> Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird



<opioid> I CAN'T OPEN MY FUCKIN SALSA
<opioid> owee
<opioid> owww.
<opioid> its really fucking stuck too
<opioid> and my joints are so bad :dizzy:
<opioid> this is when i hate that the most
<opioid> opening shit.
<Tachy-on> hot water...run hot water over the lid
* opioid tries that
<opioid> it required the hot water, one of those rubber things, a towel, a loud grunt, and dropping to my knees in the kitchen.
<Tachy-on> opioid: you know, you just described my last sexual experience.
<opioid> roflmao
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timothymh Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2011  Student General Artist
The number of comments is now divisible by three
*posts comment*
Fuck.
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paulsky1 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
brilliant, pure awesome sauce,
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MadnessInMeadow Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i was laughing so hard i almost tore my right lung. :rofl:
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Amontadillo Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2010  Student Writer
Join me now...
Ahem:
Our Admin, who art in cyber-space, Hallowed be thy UserName. Thy Avatar come. Thy FAQ be done, On my computer as it is on the server. Give us this day our Daily Deviation. And forgive us our rants, as we forgive those who rant against us. And lead us not into policy violation, but deliver us from llamas. For thine is the perl script, and the power, and the root password, for ever and ever. Amen.

This rules! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
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sonicaddict Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2010
this always makes me laugh.

keep it up

"second coming" XD
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CrushonDib Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2010  Student General Artist
The Admin Prayer made me almost shit myself laughing :iconholyshitplz:

<rapidograph> :sun: Our Admin, who art in cyber-space, Hallowed be thy UserName. Thy Avatar come. Thy FAQ be done, On my computer as it is on the server. Give us this day our Daily Deviation. And forgive us our rants, as we forgive those who rant against us. And lead us not into policy violation, but deliver us from llamas. For thine is the perl script, and the power, and the root password, for ever and ever. Amen.
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KakashiMorph Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2010
Bruce Willis is still dead... :XD: And the second coming is upon us! Run! D:
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Ben-G-Geldenhuys Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
That is lank funny! The entire studio heard me laughing now.
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frenchw1nter Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2010  Student General Artist
THIS.
<autumnights> that's better than sharing a room with a sleep walker...
<autumnights> I woke up once to my sister sitting creepily on the foot of my bed...
<autumnights> I asked her what she was doing..
<autumnights> and she goes... "going to the bathroom"
<Comrade-Kelly> Lol.
<autumnights> D:
<autumnights> it was horrifying
<autumnights> I was like NUUUUUUU
<autumnights> gtfo you sick bastard
<Comrade-Kelly> Lol


OH. MY. GOD.
LOL.
:XD:
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DJChocolate-Lover Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2010  Student General Artist
This is awesome!
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OtakuSun Featured By Owner May 12, 2010   General Artist
I LOL'D


...HARD
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Spo0kieSpo0kieKidd Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010
very` .
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DarkOtakuMdl Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL
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GinJack Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2010
my fav is the PS7 and PS3 one hahaa hilarious.. never thought of it
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MooseBoots Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2010  Student General Artist
ROFLMAO. I love this stuff. :D
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aa321919 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
so wait i'm confused...
so how do i send you somthing funny that happens in a chatroom?
copy it into a not :?
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LittleAipomGirl Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yup =]

Just copy and paste it into a note.
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We-R-L3gi0n Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Llama
Llama
Llama
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mrbumbz Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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timothymh Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2011  Student General Artist
How is he spamming emotes? He's just typing a lot of them... xD roflmao
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coolgyingman Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2010
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(seizure)
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619warrior281 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
When i close my eyes i still see it....
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hinatakaname Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
holy crap
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Prilandiz Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2010  Student Digital Artist
holy pooping epic :omg:
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Aseamlessbond Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2010
I watched the DAvinci code last night:paranoid:

<homedoggieo> i'm only subscribed for 29 years and 2 more months D:
<homedoggieo> this means hell is freezing over in 2037 D: D: D:
<homedoggieo> or maybe 2038
<homedoggieo> :crying:
<Vayde> where did you get the 29 years from? :o
<XgAD> Vayde: [link]
<homedoggieo> i clicked on the "subscribed" link right beside my user name :o
<Vayde> quite right!
<Vayde> mayeb thats the maximum allowed
<homedoggieo> well then
<homedoggieo> it looks like the mayans don't know when the world is going to end after all
<homedoggieo> dA's subscription service does.
<anjules> and nostradamus was a crock
<XgAD> PANIC!!! :-O
<Vayde> nostradAmus? :p
<homedoggieo> but what if nostradamus has been working with the mayans to develop the dA subscription system o____________o
<anjules> lol
<XgAD> Vayde: :laughing:
<Vayde> it's no coincidence!
<homedoggieo> nostra dAmn us D:
<homedoggieo> we need to find this nostra
<Vayde> ~nostra
<homedoggieo> oh fuck
<homedoggieo> :fear:
<Vayde> this is like the da vinci code, but the dA vinci code D:
<homedoggieo> :laughing:
<homedoggieo> now let's go find clues in `larafairie's pictures :fear:
<anjules> lmao
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FiredancerAtrea Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2009  Professional General Artist
:llama:
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JirayiaSensai Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2009
ITS LIEK THE da vinci code, but dA vinci

lololololollol
pms
pee-myself-
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Aura3107 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2009  Student General Artist
There should be a warning for people in very quiet libraries not to read this until they are at home where people will except the laughter!!! 0_o
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Coffinstorm Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2009
damn this LOL corner...I've only discovered it and been reading it for ages...I have to sleep before work in a few hours!!:sleep:!! Haven't laughed so much in ages...since...5 minutes ago when i read the previous page... :clap: :onfire:
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NanoPoi Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
<arstockbot> pendlestock: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
<;pendlestock> arstockbot: AWOOGA
<arstockbot> pendlestock: Clever answer.
<;pendlestock> arstockbot: I know. I rock.

ROLMAO!
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opalfine Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2009
I don't get it
explain o__o
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NanoPoi Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG I typed it wrong! I forgot the L
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:iconopalfine:
opalfine Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2009
Noo, I mean the actual joke. One hand clapping = AWOOGA? I don't get it... D: >
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:iconnanopoi:
NanoPoi Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
... me neither.
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sha-arts Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2009  Professional General Artist
Seriosuly dude...this is NOT safe for work!...*LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
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mbdragonwolfokamifan Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2009
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:I can barely even type...:rofl:
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XxPatrickStarRULZxX Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2009
LOL I'm crying from so much laughter... :rofl:
That is hilarious...
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synax444 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2009
oh cry all you want because my grandparents own this website they wont ban me so bring it on

hilarious
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NekoMimi15 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2009
...LOL Corner, I bow down to your epicness. :iconworshipplz:
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QueenOfZodiac Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2009  Student
GENIUS! :worship:
I haven't had a good laugh like this in ages, thankyou almighty lol corner! I think the mood emoticon on the top right pretty much summarises it all... xP
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Juunshi Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
new favorite quote: "<rapidograph> Our Admin, who art in cyber-space, Hallowed be thy UserName. Thy Avatar come. Thy FAQ be done, On my computer as it is on the server. Give us this day our Daily Deviation. And forgive us our rants, as we forgive those who rant against us. And lead us not into policy violation, but deliver us from llamas. For thine is the perl script, and the power, and the root password, for ever and ever. Amen."
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deveerei Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
fllnthblnk is great...
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HeroOrMonster Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2009
I was laughing so hard by the end of it that I couldn't breathe. XD
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sns95 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2009
<surfergirl101> oh cry all you want because my grandparents own this website they wont ban me so bring it on

EPIC FAIL. :XD: that just made my day.
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ginstar3 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2009
Why can't I meet people this funny in real life?
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VJA110570 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2009
** fllnthblnk has joined
<Devianescence> Would you like to buy a vowel?

The best.
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phathryyn Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2009
YAY! I'm here.
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EpicSugarRush Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2009
my favorite:

<opioid> I CAN'T OPEN MY FUCKIN SALSA
<opioid> owee
<opioid> owww.
<opioid> its really fucking stuck too
<opioid> and my joints are so bad :dizzy:
<opioid> this is when i hate that the most
<opioid> opening shit.
<Tachy-on> hot water...run hot water over the lid
* opioid tries that
<opioid> it required the hot water, one of those rubber things, a towel, a loud grunt, and dropping to my knees in the kitchen.
<Tachy-on> opioid: you know, you just described my last sexual experience.
<opioid> roflmao
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Dalyryum Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2009   Traditional Artist
LMAO. Beauty reincarnate. The LOL Corner puts Aphrodite to shame.
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vooku Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009
lol.
nothing more to add.
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