The LOL Corner
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<greeneyesDA> sorry, got to go this Englishwoman has studying to do for her European Computer Driving Licence,bye
<Moonbeam13> you need a license to drive a european computer?
<Khan71> I love these bail commercials...."When I got a call in the middle of the night that my husband was in jail....I didn't know what to do. So, I called my sister....and she knew EXACTLY what to do"......translation: "My sister, having been a street prostitute for 6 years, knew EXACTLY what to do
<t-rexmale> sakuragaijin cool i gota go to collidge soon
<Pyro-Oden> You remind me of an old friend of mine.
<shadowed-light-waves> Lol, do I?
<shadowed-light-waves> Hah, hopefully he wasn't a douchebag.
<MMO-Rehab> what the heck?
<AlexanderSteele> what the heck what?
<MMO-Rehab> i put "post sex seizure" in the search for wiki
<AlexanderSteele> MMO-Rehab: do go on
<MMO-Rehab> and cynthia nixon came up as 95.4% related
<Moonyviech> drawing request
<Calyptra> this is a lit chatroom Moonyviech
<al3xander> Well this is a literature chatroom.
<TheKingofFall> Yes, this is a lit chatroom.
<TheKingofFall> So, if you were willing to pay us, we'd do just about anything.
<joysoftruth> lawl. So, in America, to enter a porn site you have to be at least 18. But to enter an alcoholic website, you have to be at least 21.
<joysoftruth> God that's so turned around.
<depresedescapist> There's no harm in sex though.
<joysoftruth> Masturbation causes blindness.
<depresedescapist> Sex isn't gonna go make you drive your car into three pedestrians and off a bridge.
<joysoftruth> Masturbation while driving will.
<laboratorio101> yeah i wanna be an admin my mother gave me permission
<DarkWarlord10k> i was totally in love with this guy
<DarkWarlord10k> and then he shaved his hair
<DarkWarlord10k> hes no longer sexy
<Exen> holy superficial!
<DarkWarlord10k> danny would never shave his hair
<DarkWarlord10k> its true though
<DarkWarlord10k> i cant take anything he says seriously when he looks like a penis with razorburn
<Agent-Ink> Someone needs an ass wiping
<Agent-Ink> I mean Whipping
<SkinnedRat> Agent-Ink: Wiping? :roflmao: