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<Xerces> how big is this tattoo?
<chix0r> pretty much a full sleeve on my right arm
<martypunker> So about three inches?
* martypunker hides
*** You have left #MN * [killed: ]
<WereKitty14v> In moments of confusion, please be sure to panic and then pee on the carpet.
<Ace0024> my mother wants me to turn off and unplug my computer so "incase electricity strikes our house, it won't destroy the computer"
<Roonifer> Ace: She worries too much.
<kuhu> hey now
<kuhu> my aunt, when I was little...
<kuhu> told me to put my pokemon cards away because the binder coils are metal and would attract stray lightning bolts
<kuhu> apparently the dog also conducts electricity, so we put him in the basement.
<jadefyres-freedom> I don't get tit
<DaPineapple> actually, one of my brother's ex taught me how to swordfight, so it's all good.
<Jeaneai> DaPineapple: ...Say what?
<Jeaneai> Please let that not be a really weird euphemism.
<Jeaneai> Please please please.
<KisayaMyst> She's licking my desk...
<Adder24> KisayaMyst: I seem to have walked into an Awkward part of your conversation
* martypunker is always confused about her feelings.
<dxd> and your gender as well it seems.
* bunu scans her butt
<TheBoyishWonder>Does it even fit on the scanner?
<TheBoyishWonder>Or are you doing it cheek by cheek
<xXOniHakumeiXx> does anyone live in the United states in here...? I dont care what state...
<Sting1> xXOniHakumeiXx: I'd say, 70% of the users currently here do.
<xXOniHakumeiXx> Sting1: Really.... How many do you think in Arizona?
<Sting1> xXOniHakumeiXx: Given that there are 50 states and assuming the distribution of computers and internet connectivity is equal everywhere, the number of people from Arizona are here (within the people from the US) is 2%
<Sting1> So apparently, the 2% of the 70% of people here is from Arizona.
<Sting1> xXOniHakumeiXx: Are you from Arizona?
<xXOniHakumeiXx> Sting1: Yuppers!
<Sting1> xXOniHakumeiXx: There are 60 people here now. The 70% is 42. Of these 42 people the 2% is 0,84 which is close to 1. 1 person from Arizona, you. <Sting1> xXOniHakumeiXx: So, my estimate was correct.
<xXOniHakumeiXx> Sting1: Are you like super smart or something?
<Sting1> xXOniHakumeiXx: No, I went to elementary school and learnt basic math.
<shuttermonkey> oh and rod stewart ... wow she's ugly
<Jeaneai> At some point today, I was so hungry that, when a friend of mine offered me these dog treats she'd made at home, to give to my dog, I nommed on that.
<Jeaneai> Surprisingly good.
<pillsburydoughgurl96> u guys have heard of youtube right
<chareD> ohmygod this cold applejuice feels good between my boobs
<chareD> its in a cup don't worry
<martypunker> SEAMEN ARE THE BEST MEN
** do-not-talk-to-me has joined
<DaPineapple> for a moment I thought it was the beet ralint
<DaPineapple> beer talking*
<DaPineapple> which that was
<summaro> my mouth tastes like butt