The LOL Corner [#58]

The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

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When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.

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The Quotes

<Mankati> I'm too lazy to look for the division key/symbol
<catluvr2> Mankati: YOU JUST TYPED IT
<catluvr2>
<catluvr2> /
<GymClassHeroine> lol
<brokenboulevard> FAAAAIL.



<C-Hadley> Man.
<C-Hadley> The best part of Easter
<C-Hadley> Is when the chocolate goes on Sale afterwards



<VistaDragon> Devabbi: Bible spoiler! Jesus dies!



<Ikue> i'd love to get pregnant
<Athos-of-Light> 0_o
<Athos-of-Light> i'd love to see that
<Ikue> i'd do it just for the pregnant pants
<Ikue> those things are so amazing
<Athos-of-Light> stop
<Athos-of-Light> you are making me giggle so hard
<Ikue> i've contemplated picking up beer drinking so one day i could sport me a pair of those fancy pants



<Artist-Man> Who's Chris?
<martypunker> RARR
<martypunker> I am.
<Artist-Man> I THOUGHT YOU WERE MARTY
<martypunker> Nope.
<Artist-Man> Oh.
<Artist-Man> Well shit.



<Gaia-The-Dragon-Fan> WTF
<Gaia-The-Dragon-Fan> I have my mouse unplugged
<Gaia-The-Dragon-Fan> AND A POP UP COMES UP
<Gaia-The-Dragon-Fan> "MOUSE UNPLUGGED! CLICK FOR DETAILS"
<Gaia-The-Dragon-Fan> WTF



<Confusion-System> magmanorn: ur a chick?
<magmanorn> Confusion-System: No, I'm a girl
<magmanorn> Confusion-System: Totally different species



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<anjules> I didn't do that.



<spyed> hey guys, how are the connection resets today? milder?
<spyed> should we assume dAmn is running well again?
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<duststorm10> spyed: It isn't better.



<Cat-in-the-Stock> I wish human being didn't have to sleep :/
<Cat-in-the-Stock> such a waste of time...
<znow-white> Cat-in-the-Stock: but then we would look odd and scrinkley
<Cat-in-the-Stock> plus if we didn't sleep there would be room for one or two more males!
<Cat-in-the-Stock> *MEALS!



<cranialcrack> anyone wanna take a loo in my gallery?



* rejectfromlife is stroking his armpit beard



<mythicaldamienne> Omg I love pinipples and cream cheese
<mythicaldamienne> er
<mythicaldamienne> pineapples*



<Gaara-kun-luver> cypher-neo: Word on the street is, I'm finally getting my dream of being a stripper. A comedy stripper for breast cancer charity. But, whatever
<cypher-neo> Gaara-kun-luver: A comedy stripper? What do you have, jokes printed on your boobs?



<jadefyres-freedom> I watch Tachy-on for mainly that reason... to get updates on the lol corner
<jadefyres-freedom> ahaha, i was the 300th +lover
<jadefyres-freedom> ... that came out wrong



* duststorm10 just did a striptease for ayame409...with his socks.
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<duststorm10>
<duststorm10> I WAS JOKING



<Gamegeneral> my x key broke
<Gamegeneral> oh
<Gamegeneral> wait



<Roonifer> THIS FORK
<Roonifer> IS
<Roonifer> A
<Roonifer> GOOD
<Roonifer> ASS-SCRATCHER



<spyed> do you know what ninjas do?
<dammitMEL> Eat sushi and send me an email.
<Acid-Reflux27> I thought ninjas kicked ass, and took names in the dark
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<learn-to-spel> The website I went to [and my journal] says: "To avoid ticks, tuck your shirt into your pants and your pants into your socks. That way, none of them can get inside your clothing!"
<learn-to-spel> And I'm like,
<learn-to-spel> Okay. So ticks are afraid of retards.
<learn-to-spel> Good.