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This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
dAmnIt! has reached over 14,000 quotes!
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Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.
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The Quotes
<shuttermonkey>OpalMist: chix0r's boobs can make any gay man temporarliy straight ... if you stare at them for too long the condition becomes permanant
<OpalMist>shuttermonkey: I could deal with being bi.
<OpalMist>shuttermonkey: If I just look at one, do you think that could work?
<shuttermonkey>OpalMist: lol XD
<LawrenceDeDark> I'm not supposed to be here
<pendlestock> LawrenceDeDark: Are any of us meant to be here?
<pendlestock> </existential>
<EvilCheeseMan> Look! I got mai period! ----> .
<i-hate-mushrooms> EvilCheeseMan: Roflz
<Stute> EvilCheeseMan:
<YukiMizuno> EvilCheeseMan:
<spyed> omgomgomomg
<spyed> I'm totally a 5 year old girl right now
*learn-to-spel used to think that a flash drive was mooning people on the highway out of your car window.
<lenawargo> Infern02: had to move the bird cage away from the wall... fuckers were eating my paint
<learn-to-spel>EmperorDinobot: They call it WoW for short because that's what people say when you tell them that you play it.
<DreamingMyth> squible: what dong did you find?
<DreamingMyth> *Song
<dj-iso> Hi
<dj-iso> How do i join Deviant Art ??
<DarkestVirtue> dj-iso: Congratulations, by asking that question you've joined automatically, thanks to MNBot, our resident psychic!
<rockthemandolin> why must there always be a good and an evil? i want to find a religious doctrine that dismisses such notions.
<cypher-neo> rockthemandolin: And right and left. I have more trouble with those than right and wrong.
<Athos-of-Light> i just had a bucket of cries
<Athos-of-Light> ohh snap
<Athos-of-Light> **fries
<Athos-of-Light> i'm not that emo
<TwilightKirby> i feel sorry for God
<TwilightKirby> he reads my mind
<TwilightKirby> poor guy
<Ceata88> lawd
<ed-spike-link> SteveO526: My Karma ran over your Dogma.
<Darkfiend90> SteveO526: lol today I found out that blt stands for bacon, lettuce, tomato.....i was like "i want a blt sandwich with bacon, lettuce and tomato" and my friend was like "uhhh thats what blt stands for" and i was all like "slow"
<Thalassic> Bwuhwuhuhuh.
<Thalassic> Nut jobs.
<Thalassic> Squirrels like those.
<wordlesswhisper> Vista sucks my non-existant left testical.
<eskirinabsolute> nonexistent*
<eskirinabsolute> testicle*
<wordlesswhisper> I really did just type "testical" didn't I?
<sodalicious> testically
<Aw-teh-skys-cryin> what's ASL?
<BigLew> Asians singing lullabyes
<ShadowKirby22107> to hell with ice
<Galahawk> It'd melt.
<Galahawk> :I
<martypunker> I'm going to buy two Fiats.
<martypunker> And drive them together.
<Caektiems> With a bridge between them?
<martypunker> NO! See.
<martypunker> I'll drive them both really fast.
<martypunker> Towards a gorge.
<martypunker> One going one way
<martypunker> One facing the other.
<martypunker> Yeah.
<martypunker> And they'll make a jump at each other.
<martypunker> BECAUSE
<martypunker> One way, they'll hit each other, crash, explode, and fall really far.
<martypunker> THE OTHER WAY
<martypunker> They'll just both fall.
<martypunker> And crash at the bottom.
<martypunker> So, I win either way.
<martypunker> The only way I see this failing...
<martypunker> Is if they're misaligned, so they miss each other AND they make the leap.
<martypunker> Landing safely on the other side.
<martypunker> BUT
<martypunker> That would be cool, too, I guess.
<martypunker> And I'll just rig explosive into them.
<martypunker> And blow them up in that event.
<martypunker> And then push them into the gorge.
<Hanratty-Stock> ....what made you think of this?
<martypunker> Someone on the MN@ team bought a Fiat and I looked up
pictures of them.
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Today turns out to be my last day as an employee of deviantART.
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The Fella Zombie King will bestow prizes on the strongest Monsters! But you must make sure that the humans you infect and turn into Monsters stay in Zombie Kingdom so that they may learn the ways of the Army and be ready for Halloween N
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My Mom lol'd at the Dogma thing.