
The LOL Corner
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The Quotes
<sodalicious> pachunka: i want to be able to have my journal on the
left side of my userpage.. :[
<pachunka> sodalicious: turn your monitor upsidedown!
<spyed> a little bit of monica in my life
<spyed> a little bit of erika by my side
<spyed> a little bit of rita is all i need
<spyed> a little bit of jessica here I am
<spyed> a littlbe it of
* diamond281 requires a shotgun
<cypher-neo> diamond281: Find HAL2008. He's got one, and a pitchfork
tied to his head.
<can-i-haz-cookie> halonut117: actually...
produces 40 gallons... and only 2 gallons make it inside the female
whale
<halonut117> can-i-haz-cookie: i knew it was some shit involving numbers
<can-i-haz-cookie> halonut117: hehe... thats why the sea is salty
<halonut117> can-i-haz-cookie: haha lulz
<can-i-haz-cookie> halonut117:
<aoi-hoshi> I need something to converse about.
<Cutteroz> converse as in shoes?
<aoi-hoshi> converse as in conversation.
<kalany> We could converse about converse
<kalany> conversely, we could converse our conversation
<aoi-hoshi> Conversation-wise, converse make for conversely
controversial conversation.
<IaiaRose> My dad bought three bags of caramel Dove chocolate and I
need to get rid of it
<Tachy-on> Dove chocolate?
<Tachy-on> they make soap right?
<cypher-neo> LMAO
<IaiaRose> I forgot about that Tachy-on
<cypher-neo> Yes, they make soap
<Tachy-on> soap flavored chocolate
<IaiaRose> ewww
<cypher-neo> I've used chocolate flavored soap!
<cypher-neo> It makes the bathroom smell heavenly!!
<Tachy-on> "I wash my armpits with Dove Chocolate!"
<DreamingMyth> Tachy-on:
<cypher-neo> lol
<IaiaRose> I am going to get my boss fat then by bringing these to
work
<DreamingMyth> I now have a mental image of someone using chocolate as deodorant
<DreamingMyth> chococlate roll on
<Tachy-on> DreamingMyth: lol
<learn-to-spel> Kittenista: Necrophilia.
<Kittenista> learn-to-spel, I am currently busy. Reason:
movie here, but be assured that I love you and whatever you said both
aroused and intrigued me. Thanks!
* The-Duct-Tape laughs really hard
<Fritzzonian> hinamori1gril: what country r u from?
<hinamori1gril> i think texas i dont know
<Roonifer> When my aunt Kathy was little
<Roonifer> she thought if she became Cathlolic
<Roonifer> she would be Kathylic
<shadowaurora> XD
<tdibz94> LOL
<tdibz94> CathLOLic
<allanthetom> if a quiz is quizzical...
then what is a test...
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<duststorm10> allanthetom: TESTICAL
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<InvaderSarrie> Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians
he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how
about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about
some blue shut the fuck up!"
<Deku-Baka> Something tells me you aren't getting much done right now... >3<
<HardcoreBandGeek> I'm not getting any at all.
<HardcoreBandGeek> DONE
<HardcoreBandGeek> ***
<HardcoreBandGeek> Not getting any DONE
<Pokelova> Who here has a dA account?!
<rapidograph> DreamingMyth: I want to thank my father for my sense of
humor, my mother for my respect of nature, and Adobe Photoshop for my
good looks









<duststorm10> allanthetom: TESTICAL
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Made me very happy.
:lmfao:
<Roonifer> she thought if she became Cathlolic
<Roonifer> she would be Kathylic
<shadowaurora> XD
<tdibz94> LOL
<tdibz94> CathLOLic
oh gawd, LOL. I can relate to that XDD My name is Kathy too, and when I was little, I thought that same thing. o______o
<HardcoreBandGeek> I'm not getting any at all.
<HardcoreBandGeek> DONE
<HardcoreBandGeek> ***
<HardcoreBandGeek> Not getting any DONE LMFAO
he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how
about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about
some blue shut the fuck up!"
humor, my mother for my respect of nature, and Adobe Photoshop for my
good looks <<<<<<<win
then what is a test...
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<duststorm10> allanthetom: TESTICAL
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duuuuuuuuuuuh
LOL