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<sodalicious> pachunka: i want to be able to have my journal on the
left side of my userpage.. :[
<pachunka> sodalicious: turn your monitor upsidedown!
<spyed> a little bit of monica in my life
<spyed> a little bit of erika by my side
<spyed> a little bit of rita is all i need
<spyed> a little bit of jessica here I am
<spyed> a littlbe it of makes me your
* diamond281 requires a shotgun
<cypher-neo> diamond281: Find HAL2008. He's got one, and a pitchfork
tied to his head.
<can-i-haz-cookie> halonut117: actually... a sperm whale
produces 40 gallons... and only 2 gallons make it inside the female
<halonut117> can-i-haz-cookie: i knew it was some shit involving numbers
<can-i-haz-cookie> halonut117: hehe... thats why the sea is salty
<halonut117> can-i-haz-cookie: haha lulz
<aoi-hoshi> I need something to converse about.
<Cutteroz> converse as in shoes?
<aoi-hoshi> converse as in conversation.
<kalany> We could converse about converse
<kalany> conversely, we could converse our conversation
<aoi-hoshi> Conversation-wise, converse make for conversely
<IaiaRose> My dad bought three bags of caramel Dove chocolate and I
need to get rid of it
<Tachy-on> Dove chocolate?
<Tachy-on> they make soap right?
<IaiaRose> I forgot about that Tachy-on
<cypher-neo> Yes, they make soap
<Tachy-on> soap flavored chocolate
<cypher-neo> I've used chocolate flavored soap!
<cypher-neo> It makes the bathroom smell heavenly!!
<Tachy-on> "I wash my armpits with Dove Chocolate!"
<IaiaRose> I am going to get my boss fat then by bringing these to
<DreamingMyth> I now have a mental image of someone using chocolate as deodorant
<DreamingMyth> chococlate roll on
<Tachy-on> DreamingMyth: lol
<learn-to-spel> Kittenista: Necrophilia.
<Kittenista> learn-to-spel, I am currently busy. Reason:
I may be slow to respond because I am watching the futurama
movie here, but be assured that I love you and whatever you said both
aroused and intrigued me. Thanks!
* The-Duct-Tape laughs really hard
<Fritzzonian> hinamori1gril: what country r u from?
<hinamori1gril> i think texas i dont know
<Roonifer> When my aunt Kathy was little
<Roonifer> she thought if she became Cathlolic
<Roonifer> she would be Kathylic
<allanthetom> if a quiz is quizzical...
then what is a test...
** EvilFire4321 has joined
<duststorm10> allanthetom: TESTICAL
** EvilFire4321 has left
<InvaderSarrie> Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians
he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how
about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about
some blue shut the fuck up!"
<Deku-Baka> Something tells me you aren't getting much done right now... >3<
<HardcoreBandGeek> I'm not getting any at all.
<HardcoreBandGeek> Not getting any DONE
<Pokelova> Who here has a dA account?!
<rapidograph> DreamingMyth: I want to thank my father for my sense of
humor, my mother for my respect of nature, and Adobe Photoshop for my