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This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
dAmnIt! has reached over 13,000 quotes!
When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.
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The Quotes
<OpalMist> Someone needs to make a blowup pool made of blowup dolls.
<anjules> lol
<anjules> they'd leak
<anjules> too many holes
<OpalMist>
<Cazilu> You know what I hate?
<Cazilu> When you shit on the floor and you KNOW where it
dropped and you spend like ages looking for it
<Cazilu> Erm
<Cazilu> *Drop [shit]
<Cassed> WE ALL LIVE IN A BLUE SUBMARINE
<As-Death-Becomes-Her> D:
<As-Death-Becomes-Her> WHO PAINTED THE SUBMARINE?!
<TheMightyWalrus> yurp
<TheMightyWalrus> there's a ladybug in my afro
<limetastic> I want to have a million kids
<limetastic> So I can have my own personal army.
<limetastic> I'll raise them to be spartans.
<limetastic> I'll have 300
<limetastic> So I can truly dominate.
<Tierdaen> i thought you said you'd have a million
* Tierdaen calculates
<limetastic> Well I gotta throw away the ugly ones
<daisyflower2003> PurpelBlur: lol I twitter
<trevg> so, you enjoy the twitter?
<trevg> twittertastic?
<PurpelBlur> i have Titter Fox
<trevg> ner?
<PurpelBlur> O shit
<RalfMaximus> Stephanie Meyers is like Hitler. Once the name is
mentioned, all rational conversation pretty much gets derailed.
<GoaliGrlTilDeath> ugh i really needed to do my taxes tonight, but it
aint happening
<Nestalgica> I'll do your taxes, if you know what I mean.
<GoaliGrlTilDeath> Nestalgica: oh yeah, baby, we're so filing jointly
<Nestalgica> Oh YEAH. GIMME THAT REFUND.
* GoaliGrlTilDeath tries to figure out how to make getting audited
into an inuendo
** Phosphodiesterase has joined
<White-Dragon-Fang> Damn it
<White-Dragon-Fang> I just remembered
<White-Dragon-Fang> With your ridiculously long username
<White-Dragon-Fang> I have a spelling and vocab test
* TheDistractedOne will be right back.... shouting at Candi to get her
sexy tush on the cat, and eating breakfast
<TheDistractedOne> CHAT!!
<TheDistractedOne> CHAT! I MEANT CHAT!
<magmanorn> : Just hump me
<magmanorn> hold*
<codeboy> magmanorn:
<magmanorn>
<arstockbot> pendlestock: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
<pendlestock> arstockbot: AWOOGA
<arstockbot> pendlestock: Clever answer.
<pendlestock> arstockbot: I know. I rock.
<Xerces> brb- act to feed
<Xerces> cat*
<Xerces> i am not going to feed a play
<mrrste> well, if you looking for 5 minutes of unsatisfying sex
followed my 20 mins of crying, I'm your man
Shameless Promotion
I'm still here. Just lurk mostly. Hope you all are doing well.
My partner just opened up an Esty Shop for some of his handmade charm bracelets. He does Greeting Cards and Wall Decor too. If you want to check it out, the link is here -> https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/TheGreenCrow
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Pete
Endings and Beginnings
Hey Everyone,
Today turns out to be my last day as an employee of deviantART.
I just want to write a quick note to say what an amazing experience it's been and what amazing people work for deviantART.
Cheers,
Pete
dAMonsters!
On a dark and scary stormy night...
within the Zombie Kingdom of dAmn...
monsters are stirring!
The Fella Zombie King needs your help! He needs to grow an army of monsters in the Zombie Kingdom in preparation for Halloween Night. Mummies, Zombies, Vampires, Demons, and WereWolves will all form their own Armies and build up their numbers by biting and infecting human victims and turning them into Monsters!
The Fella Zombie King will bestow prizes on the strongest Monsters! But you must make sure that the humans you infect and turn into Monsters stay in Zombie Kingdom so that they may learn the ways of the Army and be ready for Halloween N
dATribes
Long, long ago, on a website not-so-far away...
Within the mighty village of dAmn, a war is brewing -- a war to appease the Great Fella God!
Many in the past have sought ways to please this angry beast, and many have failed. These tales of great battle and loss are still whispered around the campfires of #devart: DaPineapple (https://www.deviantart.com/dapineapple)'s valiant attempts to offer kingmancheng (https://www.deviantart.com/kingmancheng) as a virgin sacrifice, or fourteenthstar (https://www.deviantart.com/fourteenthstar)'s struggles to serenade Fella with her dulcet Scottish tones .. but nothing could be found to please the Great Fella God, not even a scantily clad FritsPlays (https://www.deviantart.com/fritsplays).
But now the tides are turning and the war is changing!
The mighty wa
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*claps with one hand*
HOLY CRAP!
HOLY CRAP!