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Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

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The Quotes


<OpalMist> Someone needs to make a blowup pool made of blowup dolls.
<anjules> lol
<anjules> they'd leak
<anjules> too many holes :bucktooth:
<OpalMist> :lmao:



<Cazilu> You know what I hate?
<Cazilu> When you shit on the floor and you KNOW where it
dropped and you spend like ages looking for it
<Cazilu> Erm
<Cazilu> *Drop [shit]



<Cassed> WE ALL LIVE IN A BLUE SUBMARINE
<As-Death-Becomes-Her> D:
<As-Death-Becomes-Her> WHO PAINTED THE SUBMARINE?!



<TheMightyWalrus> yurp
<TheMightyWalrus> there's a ladybug in my afro



<limetastic> I want to have a million kids
<limetastic> So I can have my own personal army.
<limetastic> I'll raise them to be spartans.
<limetastic> I'll have 300
<limetastic> So I can truly dominate.
<Tierdaen> i thought you said you'd have a million
* Tierdaen calculates
<limetastic> Well I gotta throw away the ugly ones



<daisyflower2003> PurpelBlur: lol I twitter
<trevg> so, you enjoy the twitter?
<trevg> twittertastic?
<PurpelBlur> i have Titter Fox
<trevg> ner?
<PurpelBlur> O shit



<RalfMaximus> Stephanie Meyers is like Hitler. Once the name is
mentioned, all rational conversation pretty much gets derailed.



<GoaliGrlTilDeath> ugh i really needed to do my taxes tonight, but it
aint happening
<Nestalgica> :eyes: I'll do your taxes, if you know what I mean.
<GoaliGrlTilDeath> Nestalgica: oh yeah, baby, we're so filing jointly :eyes:
<Nestalgica> Oh YEAH. GIMME THAT REFUND.
* GoaliGrlTilDeath tries to figure out how to make getting audited
into an inuendo



** Phosphodiesterase has joined
<White-Dragon-Fang> Damn it
<White-Dragon-Fang> I just remembered
<White-Dragon-Fang> With your ridiculously long username
<White-Dragon-Fang> I have a spelling and vocab test



* TheDistractedOne will be right back.... shouting at Candi to get her
sexy tush on the cat, and eating breakfast
<TheDistractedOne> CHAT!!
<TheDistractedOne> CHAT! I MEANT CHAT!



<magmanorn> :eyes:: Just hump me
<magmanorn> hold*
<codeboy> magmanorn: :rofl:
<magmanorn> :facepalm: by Chimpantalones



<arstockbot> pendlestock: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
<pendlestock> arstockbot: AWOOGA
<arstockbot> pendlestock: Clever answer.
<pendlestock> arstockbot: I know. I rock.



<Xerces> brb- act to feed
<Xerces> cat* :P
<Xerces> i am not going to feed a play :P



<mrrste> well, if you looking for 5 minutes of unsatisfying sex
followed my 20 mins of crying, I'm your man
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:iconrahiden:
Rahiden Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*claps with one hand*

HOLY CRAP!
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:iconswigen:
Swigen Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009
AWOOGA

I've always wandered, and it was so simple
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:iconsully-bean:
Sully-Bean Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2009
LAWLAGEISM
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:iconjonathan-teatime:
Jonathan-Teatime Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2009
"<GoaliGrlTilDeath> ugh i really needed to do my taxes tonight, but it
aint happening
<Nestalgica> :eyes: I'll do your taxes, if you know what I mean.
<GoaliGrlTilDeath> Nestalgica: oh yeah, baby, we're so filing jointly :eyes:
<Nestalgica> Oh YEAH. GIMME THAT REFUND.
* GoaliGrlTilDeath tries to figure out how to make getting audited
into an inuendo"

That's easy.

"I'm going to examine your assets very thoroughly..."
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:iconheroesfangirl:
HeroesFanGirl Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2009
:rofl: The spartan one! hahaha XD that's uber! i gotta remember that one!
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:iconissabissabel:
issabissabel Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2009  Student General Artist
*dies* Haha Epic
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:icondevils-horizon:
devils-horizon Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
i love that cat/chat one! priceless!
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:iconthedistractedone:
TheDistractedOne Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2009
why thanks xD
i only just found this place... but i knew about dAmnit before lol

what can i say? im the king of bad timing, failicons AND typos xD

and smexy to boot
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:iconmahkohime:
Mahkohime Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Awooga! :lol:
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:iconjohanneswalter:
johanneswalter Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
I think the second one was taken from bash.org :O
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:iconpola-444:
Pola-444 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009
why not feed the play!? I'm sure it would enjoy the food xD
great ones
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:iconpedigri:
Pedigri Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Inappropriate comment in 3...2..1...

I... <timed out>

(Great edition BTW)
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:iconcelebi-the-magical:
celebi-the-magical Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009  Student General Artist
:rofl: so damn funny lets just hope my heart doesn't pop out laughs says something then comes back :rofl:
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:iconsophiadragonmaster:
SophiaDragonMaster Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009  Student Digital Artist
<RalfMaximus> Stephanie Meyers is like Hitler. Once the name is
mentioned, all rational conversation pretty much gets derailed.

Ahahah this one is hilarous!!! And the one with the spartans too :XD:
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:icondarue:
darue Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I spy a bash.org quote... :paranoid:
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:iconvampirepumpkin:
VampirePumpkin Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009   General Artist
Stephanie Meyer... it's true!
And LOL Sparta. :lol:
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:iconpedigri:
Pedigri Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
If he had a million daughters like Stephanie Meyer, he would have to scrape all of them...
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:iconstrigae-excandui:
strigae-excandui Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: so funny :D can't believe i only just found out about this. fantastic when i'm feeling down and lonely i just run on here and laugh at others :rofl: :sprint: goes to read past editions
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:icon6creativebrain9:
6CreativeBrain9 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009
Epic :happycry: :rofl: :lmao:
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:iconcatluvr2:
catluvr2 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
It's only Act 1, but Act 37 is starving. :fear:

;P
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:iconromanticpurple:
romanticpurple Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009
Hahahaha.. :rofl:
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:iconnathie:
nathie Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
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:iconnervene:
nervene Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009
This was a particularly good episode. :lmao:
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:iconforget-bella-bite-me:
forget-bella-bite-me Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009
*sings

we all all the painted the yellow submarine
the yellow submarine,
the yellow submarine

now we all live in the blue submarine
the blue submarine
the blue submarine
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:iconstollrofl:
Stollrofl Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
These are just classic! :lmao:
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:iconkabuchan:
Kabuchan Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:rofl:
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:iconevilsyndicatemember:
evilsyndicatemember Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009  Professional Artist
:happycry:
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:iconwalruskungfu:
walruskungfu Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
this was a great one!!
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:iconwhitewolf912:
WhiteWolf912 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
<RalfMaximus> Stephanie Meyers is like Hitler. Once the name is
mentioned, all rational conversation pretty much gets derailed.

Laughed harder than is probably appropriate at that. XD
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:iconko-hana-chan:
Ko-Hana-Chan Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
<As-Death-Becomes-Her> WHO PAINTED THE SUBMARINE?!
:lmao:

I love reading these xD
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:iconadrizzle:
Adrizzle Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
LMFAO.

Stephenie Meyer = biggest joke of the century. :XD:
also the last one. i lol'd.
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:iconamayaaponi:
AmayaAponi Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol. this is so funny. i love reading this.
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:iconcatlover1672:
catlover1672 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
After reading these my dad called me out to the kitchen. He asked me why I hadn't done the dishes yet, I said "oops, well at least I forgot my homework- Wait, stop, rewind. I meant to say At least I FINISHED my homework." Apparently I got affected by reading so many funny typos.
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:iconx-izumi-x:
x-Izumi-x Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
* TheDistractedOne will be right back.... shouting at Candi to get her
sexy tush on the cat, and eating breakfast
<TheDistractedOne> CHAT!!
<TheDistractedOne> CHAT! I MEANT CHAT!


Funny thing is, chat is still cat, just in French. xD
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:iconwaluigi-prower:
Waluigi-Prower Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was going to say that. :shakefist:
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:iconx-izumi-x:
x-Izumi-x Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
xP Beat ya to it?
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:iconwaluigi-prower:
Waluigi-Prower Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
By a couple hours. :shakefist:
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:iconx-izumi-x:
x-Izumi-x Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
Aw, maybe next time! I'm usually not this quick :confused:
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:iconposhiyoshi:
poshiyoshi Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
Oh, wow- a mightywalrus quote got in? I know him... I never expected a quote from a troll. O_O;
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:iconiloverotelle:
IloveRotelle Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl:
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:iconlexakirk:
LexaKirk Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009  Student Digital Artist
WHO PAINTED THE SUBMARINE D8
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:iconnarchise:
Narchise Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg nice sig D8
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:iconlexakirk:
LexaKirk Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009  Student Digital Artist
Thank you =)
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:iconnarchise:
Narchise Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're welcome :'D
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:iconshaypericulae:
ShayPericulae Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
<RalfMaximus> Stephanie Meyers is like Hitler. Once the name is
mentioned, all rational conversation pretty much gets derailed.

Oh. My gawd. That is possibly the truest statement I've heard all year. I don't care if it's only been a freaking 36 days or whatever! It's a true statement!

Don't join the dark side just 'cause they have sparkles. Join the side of light. They have rational thoughts and the evilness to prove it.
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:iconpedigri:
Pedigri Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Look at the hypnotizing sparkles in my eyes. They're liek, um, cookies!
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:iconshaypericulae:
ShayPericulae Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Cookies?! Oh teh noes!
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:iconpedigri:
Pedigri Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
If you like Mud and Kipz then you will surely liek the kukiez.
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:iconshaypericulae:
ShayPericulae Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
*nods* I do, in fact, liek Mud and Kipz. Kukiez are just another helping of wonderousness.
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:iconpedigri:
Pedigri Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, with many layers of amsome. Om nom nom:)
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