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<OpalMist> Someone needs to make a blowup pool made of blowup dolls.
<anjules> they'd leak
<anjules> too many holes
<Cazilu> You know what I hate?
<Cazilu> When you shit on the floor and you KNOW where it
dropped and you spend like ages looking for it
<Cazilu> *Drop [shit]
<Cassed> WE ALL LIVE IN A BLUE SUBMARINE
<As-Death-Becomes-Her> WHO PAINTED THE SUBMARINE?!
<TheMightyWalrus> there's a ladybug in my afro
<limetastic> I want to have a million kids
<limetastic> So I can have my own personal army.
<limetastic> I'll raise them to be spartans.
<limetastic> I'll have 300
<limetastic> So I can truly dominate.
<Tierdaen> i thought you said you'd have a million
* Tierdaen calculates
<limetastic> Well I gotta throw away the ugly ones
<daisyflower2003> PurpelBlur: lol I twitter
<trevg> so, you enjoy the twitter?
<PurpelBlur> i have Titter Fox
<PurpelBlur> O shit
<RalfMaximus> Stephanie Meyers is like Hitler. Once the name is
mentioned, all rational conversation pretty much gets derailed.
<GoaliGrlTilDeath> ugh i really needed to do my taxes tonight, but it
<Nestalgica> I'll do your taxes, if you know what I mean.
<GoaliGrlTilDeath> Nestalgica: oh yeah, baby, we're so filing jointly
<Nestalgica> Oh YEAH. GIMME THAT REFUND.
* GoaliGrlTilDeath tries to figure out how to make getting audited
into an inuendo
** Phosphodiesterase has joined
<White-Dragon-Fang> Damn it
<White-Dragon-Fang> I just remembered
<White-Dragon-Fang> With your ridiculously long username
<White-Dragon-Fang> I have a spelling and vocab test
* TheDistractedOne will be right back.... shouting at Candi to get her
sexy tush on the cat, and eating breakfast
<TheDistractedOne> CHAT! I MEANT CHAT!
<magmanorn> : Just hump me
<arstockbot> pendlestock: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
<pendlestock> arstockbot: AWOOGA
<arstockbot> pendlestock: Clever answer.
<pendlestock> arstockbot: I know. I rock.
<Xerces> brb- act to feed
<Xerces> i am not going to feed a play
<mrrste> well, if you looking for 5 minutes of unsatisfying sex
followed my 20 mins of crying, I'm your man