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The LOL Corner


This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

dAmnIt! has reached over 13,000 quotes!

When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.

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The Quotes


<OpalMist> Someone needs to make a blowup pool made of blowup dolls.
<anjules> lol
<anjules> they'd leak
<anjules> too many holes :bucktooth:
<OpalMist> :lmao:



<Cazilu> You know what I hate?
<Cazilu> When you shit on the floor and you KNOW where it
dropped and you spend like ages looking for it
<Cazilu> Erm
<Cazilu> *Drop [shit]



<Cassed> WE ALL LIVE IN A BLUE SUBMARINE
<As-Death-Becomes-Her> D:
<As-Death-Becomes-Her> WHO PAINTED THE SUBMARINE?!



<TheMightyWalrus> yurp
<TheMightyWalrus> there's a ladybug in my afro



<limetastic> I want to have a million kids
<limetastic> So I can have my own personal army.
<limetastic> I'll raise them to be spartans.
<limetastic> I'll have 300
<limetastic> So I can truly dominate.
<Tierdaen> i thought you said you'd have a million
* Tierdaen calculates
<limetastic> Well I gotta throw away the ugly ones



<daisyflower2003> PurpelBlur: lol I twitter
<trevg> so, you enjoy the twitter?
<trevg> twittertastic?
<PurpelBlur> i have Titter Fox
<trevg> ner?
<PurpelBlur> O shit



<RalfMaximus> Stephanie Meyers is like Hitler. Once the name is
mentioned, all rational conversation pretty much gets derailed.



<GoaliGrlTilDeath> ugh i really needed to do my taxes tonight, but it
aint happening
<Nestalgica> :eyes: I'll do your taxes, if you know what I mean.
<GoaliGrlTilDeath> Nestalgica: oh yeah, baby, we're so filing jointly :eyes:
<Nestalgica> Oh YEAH. GIMME THAT REFUND.
* GoaliGrlTilDeath tries to figure out how to make getting audited
into an inuendo



** Phosphodiesterase has joined
<White-Dragon-Fang> Damn it
<White-Dragon-Fang> I just remembered
<White-Dragon-Fang> With your ridiculously long username
<White-Dragon-Fang> I have a spelling and vocab test



* TheDistractedOne will be right back.... shouting at Candi to get her
sexy tush on the cat, and eating breakfast
<TheDistractedOne> CHAT!!
<TheDistractedOne> CHAT! I MEANT CHAT!



<magmanorn> :eyes:: Just hump me
<magmanorn> hold*
<codeboy> magmanorn: :rofl:
<magmanorn> :facepalm: by Chimpantalones



<arstockbot> pendlestock: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
<pendlestock> arstockbot: AWOOGA
<arstockbot> pendlestock: Clever answer.
<pendlestock> arstockbot: I know. I rock.



<Xerces> brb- act to feed
<Xerces> cat* :P
<Xerces> i am not going to feed a play :P



<mrrste> well, if you looking for 5 minutes of unsatisfying sex
followed my 20 mins of crying, I'm your man
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:iconrahiden:
Rahiden Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*claps with one hand*

HOLY CRAP!
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:iconswigen:
Swigen Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009
AWOOGA

I've always wandered, and it was so simple
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:iconsully-bean:
Sully-Bean Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2009
LAWLAGEISM
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:iconjonathan-teatime:
Jonathan-Teatime Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2009
"<GoaliGrlTilDeath> ugh i really needed to do my taxes tonight, but it
aint happening
<Nestalgica> :eyes: I'll do your taxes, if you know what I mean.
<GoaliGrlTilDeath> Nestalgica: oh yeah, baby, we're so filing jointly :eyes:
<Nestalgica> Oh YEAH. GIMME THAT REFUND.
* GoaliGrlTilDeath tries to figure out how to make getting audited
into an inuendo"

That's easy.

"I'm going to examine your assets very thoroughly..."
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:iconheroesfangirl:
HeroesFanGirl Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2009
:rofl: The spartan one! hahaha XD that's uber! i gotta remember that one!
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:iconissabissabel:
issabissabel Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2009  Student General Artist
*dies* Haha Epic
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:icondevils-horizon:
devils-horizon Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
i love that cat/chat one! priceless!
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:iconthedistractedone:
TheDistractedOne Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2009
why thanks xD
i only just found this place... but i knew about dAmnit before lol

what can i say? im the king of bad timing, failicons AND typos xD

and smexy to boot
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:iconmahkohime:
Mahkohime Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Awooga! :lol:
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:iconjohanneswalter:
johanneswalter Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
I think the second one was taken from bash.org :O
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