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The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest dAmn chat quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
When something funny happens on dAmn, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
Feel free to note me with suggested dAmn quotes to go into the next edition.
Past Issues:
Edition One
Edition Two
Edition Three
The Quotes
** mombeam has joined
<Moonbeam13> hi mom!
<obloquitor> I can think of nothing more epic than a vagina with a handle-bar moustache.
<cjgraphix> wtf is an e-marriage?
<photofroggy> just some form of roleplay, I hope
<fluffypixies> obviously .. two people who love each other very much
<fluffypixies> and get married in a chat room
<fluffypixies> from a qualified chat room priest from microsoft
<photofroggy> lol
<sexualnintendo> today
<sexualnintendo> i punch my little brother on the top of the head really hard
<sexualnintendo> and he started screaming he was blind now
<sexualnintendo> but he just had his eyes closed and didnt notice
<mom-the-bomb> that's as bad as salmon patties
<ionboy>
<ionboy> so wait salmon !!!
<ionboy> thats yummo !!
<Dauragon88> mmm
<mom-the-bomb> salmon is, not salmon patties
<Dauragon88> salmon
** kilgore-trout has joined
<IaiaRose> ew fish
<IaiaRose> bad timing
<LazyGunn> when i go commando my troiusers end up smelling of testicles
<Thanato5> why do you smell them
<koga82> EVERYONE ADD ME TO THE FRIEND LIST. mY FRIND AND I ARE SEEING WHO CAN HAVE THE MOST FRIENDS.
<anime> koga82: what if I want your friend to win?
** koga82 has left [connection closed]
<Trapiki> Stickmanwww: i is tired, and now im feeling slightly down
<vastblue> Trapiki: When feeling down, always hump around.
<vastblue> jump*
<vastblue> Shit!
<dammitMEL> I like vastblue's logic.
<Trapiki> vastblue: LMAO!
<bleachwolf146> we both like wolfs
<tigereyeTW> wolves
<tigereyeTW> stupid, wolves
<bleachwolf146> yeah
<bleachwolf146> omg
<tigereyeTW> wolves is the plural of wolf
<bleachwolf146> huh
<Waluigi-Prower> bleachwolf146: One wolf = Wolf. Two wolf = Wolves.
<bleachwolf146> more wolfs especially white
<smoking-mirrors> Shit.
<smoking-mirrors> My ball came out.
<kamizu>
<kamizu>
<StrayedMusician> LOL
<kamizu> :I
<smoking-mirrors> This damn thing is so hard to get back in.
<smoking-mirrors> My old one wasn't so hard.
<kamizu> now i don't want to know
<smoking-mirrors> Stupid McDonalds.
<kamizu> wtf does mcdonalds have to do with this?
<kamizu> YOU LEAVE RONALD ALONE
<blanked> OH GOD WHO BROUGHT RONALD INTO THIS
<kamizu> ...
<ShadowGamers> STOP FONDLING HIS BALLS
<ShadowGamers> LEAVE HIS MCBALLS ALONE
Shameless Promotion
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Endings and Beginnings
Hey Everyone,
Today turns out to be my last day as an employee of deviantART.
I just want to write a quick note to say what an amazing experience it's been and what amazing people work for deviantART.
Cheers,
Pete
dAMonsters!
On a dark and scary stormy night...
within the Zombie Kingdom of dAmn...
monsters are stirring!
The Fella Zombie King needs your help! He needs to grow an army of monsters in the Zombie Kingdom in preparation for Halloween Night. Mummies, Zombies, Vampires, Demons, and WereWolves will all form their own Armies and build up their numbers by biting and infecting human victims and turning them into Monsters!
The Fella Zombie King will bestow prizes on the strongest Monsters! But you must make sure that the humans you infect and turn into Monsters stay in Zombie Kingdom so that they may learn the ways of the Army and be ready for Halloween N
dATribes
Long, long ago, on a website not-so-far away...
Within the mighty village of dAmn, a war is brewing -- a war to appease the Great Fella God!
Many in the past have sought ways to please this angry beast, and many have failed. These tales of great battle and loss are still whispered around the campfires of #devart: DaPineapple (https://www.deviantart.com/dapineapple)'s valiant attempts to offer kingmancheng (https://www.deviantart.com/kingmancheng) as a virgin sacrifice, or fourteenthstar (https://www.deviantart.com/fourteenthstar)'s struggles to serenade Fella with her dulcet Scottish tones .. but nothing could be found to please the Great Fella God, not even a scantily clad FritsPlays (https://www.deviantart.com/fritsplays).
But now the tides are turning and the war is changing!
The mighty wa
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"always hump around" LOOOL. XD