
The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.
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The Quotes
<PopPrincess9006> theres a PS7!!! O_O I thought we were only on ps3!
<PopPrincess9006> ...
<PopPrincess9006> oh wait
<Tuame>PopPrincess9006: wtf?
<Tuame>PopPrincess9006: photoshop not playstation
<PopPrincess9006> photoshop. . . . . .7
<Tuame> :fail:
<ChoasShadow101> Some ppl at school call me retarded
<ChoasShadow101> and they're right sometimes
<Garbaflop> uh...ok
* krazykel is away: im cheating on dAmn with the forums
<Domyras> hey
<Domyras> need help
<limetastic> I am here!
<limetastic> to help youuuu!
<Domyras> thx
<Domyras> how do i open the DevArt chat?
<Domyras> hello?
<Domyras> annybody?
<Domyras> hellloooooooo???
* Hardcore-Cupcake takes his shit and throws it out the window
<Hardcore-Cupcake> shit?
<Hardcore-Cupcake> shirt*
<Helen-Baq> if dust mites eat dust, then wouldn't they poop fluff?
<shelldevil>
<M-GOD> Weed is from the earth, God made the earth, God made weed...
<LemonRumor> M-GOD: God also made uranium, are you going to defend nuclear bombs?
** ThyGod has left [timed out]
<kgstv> why has god forsaken us?
<demoncherry> Hanratty-Stock: so i was having dinner today... and my sister kindly informed me.....
<demoncherry> that my boob was in fact sitting right in my dinner








<kgstv> why has god forsaken us?"
Awesome play on words.
<Domyras> need help
<limetastic> I am here!
<limetastic> to help youuuu!
<Domyras> thx
<Domyras> how do i open the DevArt chat?
<Domyras> hello?
<Domyras> annybody?
<Domyras> hellloooooooo???
i was reading the LOL-corner when i suddenly came up with this scetch xD
i just couldn't resist doing it!!! xD
you dont bellieve me?!
dude... how stupid do you have to be to open help chat and asking how to open chat...
well i know some ppl that are
Besides you're Belgian.. you people have one of the best scores in the world. The Belgian school system is regarded as an example for almost everything. Even if you're super stupid you should be smarter than most here.
our school system is one of the best and most effective (that is what the normal me says) but when im at school all i can say is "our school system is the m*therf*cking worst eva!"
but i DO think our English classes are way to basic... we should ditch those stupid French speaking parasites and Germans
we are a country that has 3 languages... but strange enough we all have to learn 4; Dutch, French, German and English.
Dutch, yeah ok that i get!
English, its a frickin world language!
French... ok it looks like spanish but wtf? it sucks, french ppl... learn english ftw!
German... oh dont get me started!
I am studying in what is regarded as thé best school in like 50km!
its tough... but i'll get over it xD
and...
i am not confused nor stupid; the only reasons i am failing some of my classes is becuz i almost never learn.
(right now im in the midle of my exams xD i have learned like only an hour or so this entire week... ftw!)
And I believe it is very positive that you learn the languages of your neighboring countries. That just brings everybody closer. I gotta tell you.. I've been around in Europe and I sincerely believe that together with the Netherlands and the Ruhr Area in Germany it is the heart of Europe. It is a great place with the best people I've ever met. I have no explanation about why this is so.. but I hope it stays the same.. and all the other states can take an example.. not only in education