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The Chat Network :: Lesson 1This is an introductory tutorial on topics concerning the Chat Network.
Lesson 1
So, you've created your first chatroom and you're a bit confused on how it all works?  These two lessons will attempt to take some of the mystery out of using and managing your chatroom.
Note that most of the commands mentioned in this article can be done by accessing your Chatroom Settings (a link to this is located in the bottom right of your chat screen).  Most people prefer to use the commands though since not everything can be done by using the Chatroom Settings, and for the most part you can do things faster and easier by using the command.
First Steps
When you first create your chatroom you'll notice that you are put into the "Guests" privclass.  The first thing you should do is to type this command in the text box where you normally type:
/promote username Founders
Where "username" is your deviant username.

11th Birthday Caption Contest Winners!Thanks to everyone who entered our 11th Birthday Caption Contest! We hope you had fun making fun of us!
Winners!
All the winners will receive a 3 month Premium Membership!

- `neo-the-foxycoon
Winner:
"I just stayed at a Holiday Inn last night." by ~Y0k0Maybe
Honorable mention:
"la de daaaaa ginger in a WALL MAHT!!! doot dee dooo ginger in a HEL MAHT

" by ~bellonart

- `Nyiana-Sama
Winner:
"And this is only my casual wear..." by *Topicality
Honorable mention:
"Welcome, Neo, to the real world" by *Seltivo

- `shuttermonkey
Winner:
"Bald guys!!! Why did it have to be Bald guys!?" by ~Betting-On-Alice101
Honorable mention:
"Snake: hissssss I am going to bite you!
Guy: mmmmmm
Snake:...what are you doing? You're supposed to be afraid! We're in the Indianna Jones secti

[POPULATION & EXP] April Winners!!!May 2nd
The winning area for April,
:icongreensparklesplz::iconarbor-plz:THE ARBOR AREA WITH 169 EXP:iconarbor-plz::icongreensparklesplz:
As promised, Arbor members will get together and come up with a mini event for the group! Please reply to this comment and give us your ideas! You must be an Arbor member and the ideas that the majority of people agree on will be chosen! (or by poll, depends on how many we get)
The event will take place in Arbor of course, so it would be best if the ideas don't contradict with the environment there.
The points on the front page will reset, so we can be sure no one has a head start for next month.
The total EXP will still be kept in the journal though! So don't worry about leveling up and such :]
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Because you're trying to earn "Experience Points" by submitting art and other works to the group, we want to make it fair for each area to

A little something I foundHi dear Watchers and friends! <3
hope you all are enjoying your life out there and having a great time!
I have a little video to show you, I found a very old ink and coloring I did in early 2010 (:
I would have done it a lot different now, but it's still fun to look at I think. (:
Also this was my very first speed paint thingy, and also I use do be nicknamed Bonewire back then. (:
I don't use that youtube account anymore so no need to subscribe to it (:
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Other then showing a little video I'd give you all a small update on everything.
So as you know I haven't posted any major content for a little white, and the only reason for that Is that I've been kinda at some events lately, got some new games, and just kinda been off the computer in general, actually I had 3 days in a row without my computer turned on! can't remember when that last happend XD
oh yeah I might have a picture from the last Kita event you might enjoy teeh

Seven Deadly Sins devMEET Tweet

The grand-winner entry in our "Seven Deadly Sins Contest" has been made into a billboard in San Francisco, CA! To celebrate, we're flying the winner, ~Anarki3000, from Romania, all the way to San Francisco to check it out - and YOU'RE invited!

Join us! Come see the billboard, take pictures, meet ~Anarki3000, and congratulate them, talk with deviantART staff members, and interact with other deviants! Remember to bring a camera or camera phone. We're excited to document this special event that brings deviantART to the physical world, and we want to see all of you having fun!

Lust for life by *CassiopeiaArt

Greed Consume

Tattoos in the Pinup & Glamour Galleries
Tattoos in the Pinup & Glamour Galleries
Due to the nature of these Galleries this Feature is rated as Mature Content

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52 Questions52 Secrets About Yourself
Be HONEST no matter what.
1. What is your natural hair colour?
Really dark brown. owo
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
In front of the garage at my old house.
3. What's your middle name?
Elizabeth.
4. Your current relationship status?
Single.
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Not anymore.
6. What is your current mood?
Blah. Sleepy.
7. What's the color of your underwear?
Red. lols.
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
Talking with friends.
9.Who was the last person you cuddled with?
Lols. ~eerieINFECTIION. xD
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
The way I handled my last break-up.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
CAT! owo YES!
12. Ever had a near death experience?
Well.. I was in a car accident..
13. Something you do a lot?
Check my DA messages. lols.
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
I don't really have one right now.
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
:devAikode

Upsetting things in this hobbyIm sure everyone has their pet peeves, but some things are shocking and makes me wonder what goes on in people's mind.

I AM A PERSON! Some people seem to think that others are maybe machines or something else, maybe their servants. I don't know. I'm not talking about a comment on a picture or a jounal, but PMs or notes here and on DoA where they send you a question without even bothering typing a 'hello' or 'I would like' 'would you'. People with no manners whatsoever ever pisses the fuck put of me.

INDECISIVE BUYERS. No one needs to buy what they don't want, but I hate when they plan a whole layaway, exchange paypal address and agree on payment date and then they buyer vanishes. Enquiring is FINE but don't agree and disappear. That's is poor business ethics! And yes, it is a business when you buy and sell dolls.

TAKING ADVANTAGE OF OTHERS KINDNESS. Just because someone is willing to help you doesn't mean they should do the research for you. Yo

Commisions are closedPlease note me if you would like to get on my commissions list!
YES, my Choco bear hoodie is back in stock! <3
I've made a folder here on DA so you may see what's still available.
Check that here ---> http://kuroi-carousel.deviantart.com/gallery/41188620
Please be patient and wait for my reply. I'll get to your message as soon as I can.

Thanks, everyone!
-Houri
:iconsquidplz:
March List:
Shukl*** PAID (W. F. S.)
gelflin*** PAID (W. F. S.)
xiaoyu*** PAID (W. F. S.)
Kai*** PAID (W. F. S.)
TheG*** PAID (W. F. S.)
toshiro-st*** PAID (W. F. S.)
neoanimeg*** PAID (W. F. S.)
sweetie-be*** PAID (Waiting on measurements)
Jes*** PAID (W. F. S.)
Penicillinar*** PAID (W. F. S.)
Dark-Lady-Vee*** (W.)
vampireange*** PAID (W.) (Waiting on measurements)
Hel** PAID (W.)
brighn*** PAID (W. F. S.)
W = Working. F = Finished. S= Shipped.
For your own privacy I won't be listing your complete username.
:iconkawaiistarloveplz::iconkawaiistarloveplz::iconkawaiistarloveplz::iconkawaiistarloveplz::ico

Interactive Character Meme Time!I haven't done this is ages... so MEME time!!
Interview in the ResinHeart House living room. XD Just with aPPejaZZ to start with...
Int: What do you look for in a partner?
Kieran: Anything, I'm not fussy.
Laken: Hm... I don't know. *though a penis is kind of.... essential*
Takeru: I don't know either.
Hayaki: That's not true, Takeru, you like gingers.
Takeru: I do, but I don't seek them out.
Hayaki: I like someone active, with good music taste.
Int: If you could go anywhere, regardless if it's real or not, where would you go?
Hayaki: I wanna go to Greece, but things are messed up there now. Still, I like mythology and stuff.
Takeru: The future, see how things work there.
Kieran: Dublin.
Laken: Of all places?
Kieran: I was born there, but haven't been there since I was 8. I want to see it again.
Laken: Er... I like villages, people look interesting in villages. It can be anywhere.
Int: Who is your arch nemesis?
Laken: Yannik
Takeru: Your twin?
Laken: Evil, you mean....evil twin.
Takeru:

Raging Wiccans Explode Over 'Pagan Bashing'A petition has been floating around from enraged pagans over supposed "wiccan/pagan bashing" that occurred on Fox. http://www.change.org/petitions/fox-news-make-a-public-apology-for-the-statements-made-about-the-pagan-wiccan-community
Since the link in the petition is broken, here's the supposed "bashing". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njGEunnYnNo
The hilarity of the petition really stems from the petition creator's message, which is this:
"For too long we have stood by and have allowed others to bash us and our beliefs. If this kind of thing had happened with the Christian religion, there would be an outrage! It is time that we take a stand and make it clear that this is unacceptable and we WILL NOT tolerate it!"
Really? How many people bash pagans on a regular basis compared to Christian bashing? And since when do Christians rage so badly as this? The most you'll get is, "That's offensive and we would really appreciate it if you ceased that". Sure

Brony lulz for the day.I'd just like to clarify I have nothing against the show or every brony in existence, as I have a few friends that are sane about the show,
but i just encountered two that literally had me falling out of my seat all night long.
http://yoshispyrolover.deviantart.com/journal/Hater-s-getting-out-of-hand-352845922 shut your pie holes guys
http://comments.deviantart.com/1/352845922/2936367655 woah man watch your language we got a badass over up in this bitch
er, b****
http://comments.deviantart.com/1/302455708/2932883261 love and tolerate till we collapse
http://comments.deviantart.com/1/302455708/2932910465 so sick of these hater's
That is all for the day.
A couple of screenshots will be added to ED.

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The LOL Corner [#34]

by `Tachy-on, Oct 21, 2008, 10:48:49 AM
Journals / deviantART, Inc. / Chat

The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.

Past Editions:
Edition One
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The Quotes

<CopaseticDesign> ooops... i losted my buttocks

<ap3x> vomit fetish
<youthculture> lol
<cypher-neo>

<ap3x> awesome
<poisonedrose> ew
<youthculture> oh god
<poprocksandcharlotte> gross
<youthculture> this really is going to be a good day

<charexl-chan> Amani's compu shit itself down.
<charexl-chan> *SHUT
<sonikki-valentine> .......................XD

<kamizu> gonna play some Civ IV
<kamizu> wait
<kamizu> CIV
<kamizu> C IV
<kamizu> i see what he did there
<kamizu> CLE-VER
<kamizu> i wonder if he was planning this from the start
<kamizu> touché, Mr Sid Meier
<kamizu> anywaybai
** kamizu has left

<timmy64> All was quiet on the Western Front
<timmy64> And then OpalMist farted
<OpalMist> I was going to say "until a foghorn sounded"
<OpalMist> Same thing, I suppose.

<NY-Knux> multiplayer is fun
<use-the-force> campaign co-op. halo online i just sang through the mike to distract people
<NY-Knux> and thares going to be a Dick expanshion(sp?)
<NY-knux> Disk**
<NY-Knux> ...
<<NY-Knux> >.<
<use-the-force>

<rastafarianpilgrim> I love getting interesting notes from tøtål strångærs!
<barrierlife> rastafarianpilgrim: omg, I actually thought you were speaking Swedish there, I was like, "Wait, gimme a minute, I know this word..."

<Kungfugenius> so a guy i work with named his kid Attila
<Kungfugenius> which is fine...but then i found out his last name is Hunt
<Kungfugenius> Attila Hunt
<As-Death-Becomes-Her> Kungfugenius:

<Kungfugenius> but it gets even better
<Kungfugenius> cuz his middle name is Daniel
<Kungfugenius> so his name is Attila D. Hunt
<Kungfugenius>

<As-Death-Becomes-Her> Kungfugenius: Joe...please tell me you're kidding
<As-Death-Becomes-Her> BAHAHAHAHAHAH
* As-Death-Becomes-Her is laughing so hard
<Kungfugenius> sadly im not

<Inkynebula> why cant i see my thumbs?
<EmpireMonkey> Maybe you are wearing gloves?

<epZi> SasukeUchicha546: Pick up your penis and write whatever's on your mind
<epZi> *PENS
<epZi> FUCK
<epZi> PENS

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The LOL Corner [#34]by `Tachy-on

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~Ciel-in-a-dress Apr 6, 2010

Haha, I LOVE that last one!! XD

!ChaosBrawl Mar 10, 2009

The last one got me.

~Sully-Bean Feb 24, 2009

Omg roflwoflcopterskates...that last one...XD

*issabissabel Jan 3, 2009 Student Digital Artist

<Inkynebula> why cant i see my thumbs?
<EmpireMonkey> Maybe you are wearing gloves?
LOOOOOOL

<epZi> SasukeUchicha546: Pick up your penis and write whatever's on your mind
<epZi> *PENS
<epZi> FUCK
<epZi> PENS
XDDDDDDD EPIC EPIC EPIIIIIICC XDDDD

A.D.H XD