The LOL Corner [#33]

The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.

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The Quotes

<mccann> I can't get it up for business time



<Sting1> Lucyy-Luu: Please stop spamming emoticons.
<Lucyy-Luu> Sting1: how am i doing that im just writting alot of them...



<x-truh> how do i leave the chat room
<duststorm10> x-truh: Type /part
<x-truh> type/part



<dammitMEL> Yes.
<dammitMEL> I should just be a yeti.
<lapiislazullii> me too
<PaddleOut> lol
<lapiislazullii> let's be a yeti clan
<PaddleOut> im out. i shaved my legs this morning



** CS2-Sasuke-XD has joined
<CS2-Sasuke-XD> anyone have a good ideal on what music video I should download?
<the-unnamed21> None, by No One.
<CS2-Sasuke-XD> link?



<PeanutToTheButter> its so cute how people like talking to me. everyone hates me in real life.



<DaPineapple> I prefer to spend my time drooling over women I may actually have a chance with.
<DJStrife> DaPineapple: So... you stand outside an assisted living clinic and drool? :3



<chix0r> gawd, people who say "love you" at the end of every phone convo make me wanna vomit
<chix0r> those words get thrown around more than paris hilton;'s snatch these days



* DJStrife gets hot for Xerces
<DJStrife> Xerces: That was supposed to be "hat". I got you a hat.



<StealthShott>I WAS JUST ON THE PHONE giving someone my moms number and i thought HE was looking for a pen..but he thought i was looking for the number!! so we both sat quietly for like 10 miniutes! HAHAHAHAHAHA



<chix0r> dammitMEL: what would you do if we met up?
<dammitMEL> chix0r, I am currently away. Reason: Fuck fuck fuck.
<chix0r> SCORE