The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.

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The Quotes

<Delude> how can you mess up popsicles
<rastafarianpilgrim> Delude: pee
<rastafarianpilgrim> Delude: and a freezer
<Delude> rastafarianpilgrim: ew
<rastafarianpilgrim> Delude: :3



<krhainos> sup
<silverfox-5213> OkamiNegative: not too bad, you?
<PlanksAndSticks> Oh I didn't see you in here krhainos!
<OkamiNegative> silverfox-5213: hang'n in there... can't complain.
<krhainos> ha, no one ever notices me >.>
** bjnoble76 has joined
<bjnoble76> cause im a simple kinda man!!
<OkamiNegative> I'm a complicated man with a simple mind.
* PlanksAndSticks shits on krhainos
<PlanksAndSticks> sits*
<PlanksAndSticks> o.o
<bjnoble76> >>
<bjnoble76> OO
<OkamiNegative> BAHAHAHA



<BlackMage12> tony
<SoEk-FM> BlackMage12: yo
<BlackMage12> SoEk-FM: Oh that's you!
<BlackMage12> I saw you on the cereal box!
<SoEk-FM> BlackMage12: i'm greeeeeaeaaaaaat



<Saliency> Mel???
<Saliency> your sign
<Saliency> are you a deviation thingy now?
<Saliency> how cool! congrats! or whatever that sign meant again
<IaiaRose> she's a senior
<dammitMEL> Deviation thingy?
<IaiaRose> the `
<dammitMEL> Thanks.
<killjoy> dammitMEL: your senior dash
<dammitMEL> Oh.
<CharlieRay> dammitMEL's got ticks



<tailsrulz> <:3
<Theyain> lol that emote looks like a penis
<Sayukarui> what
<Sayukarui> the hell kind of penis
<Sayukarui> have you been looking at
<Theyain> a very small one Sayukarui
<Theyain> oh wait.
<Theyain> xD




<YoukaiTajiyaSango> fjidlk
<YoukaiTajiyaSango> nngh
<YoukaiTajiyaSango> can someone text someone for me
<YoukaiTajiyaSango> i'm going to cry
<YoukaiTajiyaSango> and i can't DO anything
<YoukaiTajiyaSango> i just need.. someone who can tell her that i accidentally fell asleep
<YoukaiTajiyaSango> and im not getting MARRIED



<chix0r> you forget I have 3 kids of my own, who clean up their own poop
<OchreJelly> robot children with built-in pooper-scoopers?



<EvilCheeseMan> yeah, so, what did i miss?
<YukiMizuno> EvilCheeseMan: A giant monkey came in and said, "Jar-Jar comes with Pickles-Pickles".





<Bennybeee> im fucking hungry
<thederangedone> make some fucking waffles
<Bennybeee> im australian
<Bennybeee> we dont do waffles
<thederangedone> eat some kangaroo



<arthaus> fuck this is so hard without a tablet.
<OpalMist> Glad to hear you're off the viagra, then.