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The Chat Network :: Lesson 1This is an introductory tutorial on topics concerning the Chat Network.  
Lesson 1
So, you've created your first chatroom and you're a bit confused on how it all works?  These two lessons will attempt to take some of the mystery out of using and managing your chatroom.
Note that most of the commands mentioned in this article can be done by accessing your Chatroom Settings (a link to this is located in the bottom right of your chat screen).  Most people prefer to use the commands though since not everything can be done by using the Chatroom Settings, and for the most part you can do things faster and easier by using the command.
First Steps
When you first create your chatroom you'll notice that you are put into the "Guests" privclass.  The first thing you should do is to type this command in the text box where you normally type:
/promote username Founders
Where "username" is your deviant username. 
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Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
dAmnIt! has reached over 22,000 quotes!!!
When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.
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11th Birthday Caption Contest Winners!Thanks to everyone who entered our 11th Birthday Caption Contest!  We hope you had fun making fun of us!
Winners!
All the winners will receive a 3 month Premium Membership! :w00t:
- `neo-the-foxycoon
Winner:
"I just stayed at a Holiday Inn last night." by ~Y0k0Maybe
Honorable mention:
"la de daaaaa ginger in a WALL MAHT!!! doot dee dooo ginger in a HEL MAHT :w00t:" by ~bellonart
- `Nyiana-Sama
Winner:
"And this is only my casual wear..." by ~Topicality
Honorable mention:
"Welcome, Neo, to the real world" by *Seltivo
- `shuttermonkey
Winner:
"Bald guys!!! Why did it have to be Bald guys!?" by ~Betting-On-Alice101
Honorable mention:
"Snake: hissssss I am going to bite you!
Guy: mmmmmm
Snake:...what are you doing? You're supposed to be afraid! We're in the Indianna Jones secti
[POPULATION & EXP] May Winners!!!May 31st
The winning area for May,
:iconyellowsparklesplz::icontech-plz:THE TECH AREA WITH 95 EXP:icontech-plz::iconyellowsparklesplz:
Congratulations on your win, Tech!!! Now all the areas in the group have won at least once haha. As promised, Tech members will get together and come up with a mini event for the group! Please reply to this comment and give us your ideas! You must be an Tech member and the ideas that the majority of people agree on will be chosen! (or by poll, depends on how many we get)
The event will take place in Tech of course, so it would be best if the ideas don't contradict with the environment there.
The points on the front page will reset, so we can be sure no one has a head start for next month.
The total EXP will still be kept in the journal though! So don't worry about leveling up and such :]
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A little something I foundHi dear Watchers and friends! <3
hope you all are enjoying your life out there and having a great time!
I have a little video to show you, I found a very old ink and coloring I did in early 2010 (:
I would have done it a lot different now, but it's still fun to look at I think. (:
Also this was my very first speed paint thingy, and also I use do be nicknamed Bonewire back then. (:
I don't use that youtube account anymore so no need to subscribe to it (:
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Other then showing a little video I'd give you all a small update on everything.
So as you know I haven't posted any major content for a little white, and the only reason for that Is that I've been kinda at some events lately, got some new games, and just kinda been off the computer in general, actually I had 3 days in a row without my computer turned on! can't remember when that last happend XD
oh yeah I might have a picture from the last Kita event you might enjoy teeh
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Cierra 1 - A Work in Progress by ~BareLight Creepin' by ~operasoprano79 Danny: Graffiti III by *tom2001 :thumb150501561: Love Nest by *VanessaLake alss by ~dasTOK Cheyanne by *docofolio Summer Safari II by ~MichaelHeartless
Sarah Von Z by ~jayjayphoto :thumb195888597: carousel by *mastertouch  Tattoo II by ~photogenic-art Karolina by ~ogonowskamaja :thumb214380231:
Latex Lust by ~Miss-MischiefX The Man by ~nxxos Cover by *AndyWanderlust hula honey tattoo by ~EvaPechmarie Rikki-3 by ~scaredylion :thumb216568668: Hannah Portait by ~RavenMacabre how soon is now by ~Calisto-Photography Officer by ~Modelfaye Leopard print pinup by ~lucylle :thumb222924131: Roses by *TzR
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52 Questions52 Secrets About Yourself
Be HONEST no matter what.
1. What is your natural hair colour?
Really dark brown. owo
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
In front of the garage at my old house.
3. What's your middle name?
Elizabeth.
4. Your current relationship status?
Single.
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Not anymore.
6. What is your current mood?
Blah. Sleepy.
7. What's the color of your underwear?
Red. lols.
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
Talking with friends.
9.Who was the last person you cuddled with?
Lols. ~eerieINFECTIION. xD
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
The way I handled my last break-up.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
CAT! owo YES!
12. Ever had a near death experience?
Well.. I was in a car accident..
13. Something you do a lot?
Check my DA messages. lols.
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
I don't really have one right now.
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
:devAikode
Upsetting things in this hobbyIm sure everyone has their pet peeves, but some things are shocking and makes me wonder what goes on in people's mind.
:bulletgreen: I AM A PERSON! Some people seem to think that others are maybe machines or something else, maybe their servants. I don't know. I'm not talking about a comment on a picture or a jounal, but PMs or notes here and on DoA where they send you a question without even bothering typing a 'hello' or 'I would like' 'would you'. People with no manners whatsoever ever pisses the fuck put of me.
:bulletgreen: INDECISIVE BUYERS. No one needs to buy what they don't want, but I hate when they plan a whole layaway, exchange paypal address and agree on payment date and then they buyer vanishes. Enquiring is FINE but don't agree and disappear. That's is poor business ethics! And yes, it is a business when you buy and sell dolls.
:bulletgreen: TAKING ADVANTAGE OF OTHERS KINDNESS. Just because someone is willing to help you doesn't mean they should do the research for you. Yo
Commisions are closedPlease note me if you would like to get on my commissions list!
YES, my Choco bear hoodie is back in stock! <3
I've made a folder here on DA so you may see what's still available.
Check that here ---> http://kuroi-carousel.deviantart.com/gallery/41188620
Please be patient and wait for my reply. I'll get to your message as soon as I can. ^^;
Thanks, everyone!
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March List:
Shukl*** PAID (W. F. S.)
gelflin*** PAID  (W. F. S.)
xiaoyu***  PAID (W. F. S.)
Kai*** PAID (W. F. S.)
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W = Working. F = Finished. S= Shipped.
For your own privacy I won't be listing your complete username.
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Interactive Character Meme Time!I haven't done this is ages... so MEME time!!
Interview in the ResinHeart House living room. XD Just with aPPejaZZ to start with...
Int: What do you look for in a partner?
Kieran: Anything, I'm not fussy.
Laken: Hm... I don't know. *though a penis is kind of.... essential*
Takeru: I don't know either.
Hayaki: That's not true, Takeru, you like gingers.
Takeru: I do, but I don't seek them out.
Hayaki: I like someone active, with good music taste.
Int: If you could go anywhere, regardless if it's real or not, where would you go?
Hayaki: I wanna go to Greece, but things are messed up there now. Still, I like mythology and stuff.
Takeru: The future, see how things work there.
Kieran: Dublin.
Laken: Of all places?
Kieran: I was born there, but haven't been there since I was 8. I want to see it again.
Laken: Er... I like villages, people look interesting in villages. It can be anywhere.
Int: Who is your arch nemesis?
Laken: Yannik
Takeru: Your twin?
Laken: Evil, you mean....evil twin.
Takeru:
Raging Wiccans Explode Over 'Pagan Bashing'A petition has been floating around from enraged pagans over supposed "wiccan/pagan bashing" that occurred on Fox.  http://www.change.org/petitions/fox-news-make-a-public-apology-for-the-statements-made-about-the-pagan-wiccan-community
Since the link in the petition is broken, here's the supposed "bashing".  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njGEunnYnNo
The hilarity of the petition really stems from the petition creator's message, which is this:
"For too long we have stood by and have allowed others to bash us and our beliefs. If this kind of thing had happened with the Christian religion, there would be an outrage! It is time that we take a stand and make it clear that this is unacceptable and we WILL NOT tolerate it!"
Really?  How many people bash pagans on a regular basis compared to Christian bashing?  And since when do Christians rage so badly as this?  The most you'll get is, "That's offensive and we would really appreciate it if you ceased that".  Sure
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The LOL Corner [#28]

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The LOL Corner


This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.

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The Quotes


<smoking-mirrors> She did buy me a huge gaming chair that vibrates and everything.
<fusionrock> YA SSEEE! Back in my day we didn't HAVE no vibrating chairs! You had to strap your brother to the back of your seat and beat him in the face until he went into convulsions. THEN you could play pong realistically!



<thederangedone> ...How do you submit stuff to damnIt?
<thederangedone> oh shit
<thederangedone> there's a fucking button
<anjules> thederangedone: lol
<catluvr2> thederangedone: [link]
<thederangedone> catluvr2: I figured it out.
<catluvr2> thederangedone: Right.
<thederangedone> I FIGURED IT OUT god damn it



* Spiff-Johnson is away: If you don't show me your boobs, the terrorists have won.
<thederangedone> Spiff-Johnson: Well slap my ass and call me Osama Bin Laden!



<wielder-of-the-quill> WHY CANT THERE BE CHEAT CODES TO A RELATIONSHIP?!



<7asoud> xxbcxx: Yes, you already have some large hoohaas.
<xxbcxx> 7asoud: hoohaas? :evileye:
<xxbcxx> dont call my breasts hoohaa's.
<7asoud> xxbcxx: Fun bags :noes:
<7asoud> xxbcxx: I mean whoohoos
<xxbcxx> call my breasts mary kate and ashley, damn it :shakefist:
<xxbcxx> i've told you this before! :D
<7asoud> xxbcxx: I mean..OH SHI- D8
<SCCSkwerl> xxbcxx: So one of them is hollow inside and the other was licked by Heath Ledger?
<xxbcxx> SCCSkwerl: ... LMAO




<Rei-the-dark> Feel free to look around :)
<Death-Wish-Kid> >>
<Death-wish-kid> <<
<Rei-the-dark> Ha. Ha.Ha. verry funny...



<capitolLetter> i dont wana read stuff
<DreamingMyth> capitolLetter: chat room is a bad place to be if you dont want to read



<dammitMEL> If I had a cake made to look like me, I'd try to make out with it.



** DreamingMyth has joined
<smoking-mirrors> DreamingMyth: <3
<Comrade-Kelly> smoking-mirrors: I get no love? :(
** DreamingMyth was kicked by Comrade-Kelly * Eliminating competition.
<Comrade-Kelly> smoking-mirrors: OKAY LOVE ME



<rastafarianpilgrim> JackCross: press shit+enter then they wont show as emotes
<rastafarianpilgrim> shift*****
<Boxymoron> XD
rastafarianpilgrim: LOLPHAIL
<DryCellBodyCrumbles> Shit and enter?
<nnymadness> OMG Where's the shit button
<JackCross> nnymadness: it's next to the colon
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~Jhonenfan777 May 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
<smoking-mirrors> She did buy me a huge gaming chair that vibrates and everything.
<fusionrock> YA SSEEE! Back in my day we didn't HAVE no vibrating chairs! You had to strap your brother to the back of your seat and beat him in the face until he went into convulsions. THEN you could play pong realistically!


Oh my god, I couldn't catch my breath for a good three minutes. :XD:
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~MonkeydanceGuy Aug 18, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
<wielder-of-the-quill> WHY CANT THERE BE CHEAT CODES TO A RELATIONSHIP?!
I believe it's "I'm sorry, honey, you were right all along."
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~PhantomTheifNight Jul 5, 2009
This is an awesome!!!!!!!

i feel like dancin nows...
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!somahiru May 28, 2009  Student General Artist
eliminating competition...OK NOW LOVE ME!!!

EPIC!! and colon...f--- that´s why i´m sometimes in The chats :D
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~CelestialFlare Mar 16, 2009  Student General Artist
SHIT BUTT-ON XD
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~succubolilith Feb 18, 2009
<Rei-the-dark> Feel free to look around :)
<Death-Wish-Kid> >>
<Death-wish-kid> <<
<Rei-the-dark> Ha. Ha.Ha. verry funny...



hahaha fuuuuunny
and the shit button
:rofl:
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*Gwathiell Jan 2, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
<wielder-of-the-quill> WHY CANT THERE BE CHEAT CODES TO A RELATIONSHIP?!

~ Nice one.. I'd use few of those myself sometimes :)
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~Over-My-Head41 Nov 20, 2008
"You had to strap your brother to the back of your seat and beat him in the face until he went into convulsions. THEN you could play pong realistically!" :lmao:
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~kyri0hokage Nov 7, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
*looks for the shit button*
lol
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~HeroesFanGirl Nov 7, 2008
im laughing so hard at last one its taking me like five minutes to type this comment! :lmao:
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