The LOL Corner [#28]

The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.

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The Quotes

<smoking-mirrors> She did buy me a huge gaming chair that vibrates and everything.
<fusionrock> YA SSEEE! Back in my day we didn't HAVE no vibrating chairs! You had to strap your brother to the back of your seat and beat him in the face until he went into convulsions. THEN you could play pong realistically!



<thederangedone> ...How do you submit stuff to damnIt?
<thederangedone> oh shit
<thederangedone> there's a fucking button
<anjules> thederangedone: lol
<catluvr2> thederangedone: [link]
<thederangedone> catluvr2: I figured it out.
<catluvr2> thederangedone: Right.
<thederangedone> I FIGURED IT OUT god damn it



* Spiff-Johnson is away: If you don't show me your boobs, the terrorists have won.
<thederangedone> Spiff-Johnson: Well slap my ass and call me Osama Bin Laden!



<wielder-of-the-quill> WHY CANT THERE BE CHEAT CODES TO A RELATIONSHIP?!



<7asoud> xxbcxx: Yes, you already have some large hoohaas.
<xxbcxx> 7asoud: hoohaas?
<xxbcxx> dont call my breasts hoohaa's.
<7asoud> xxbcxx: Fun bags
<7asoud> xxbcxx: I mean whoohoos
<xxbcxx> call my breasts mary kate and ashley, damn it
<xxbcxx> i've told you this before!
<7asoud> xxbcxx: I mean..OH SHI- D8
<SCCSkwerl> xxbcxx: So one of them is hollow inside and the other was licked by Heath Ledger?
<xxbcxx> SCCSkwerl: ... LMAO




<Rei-the-dark> Feel free to look around
<Death-Wish-Kid> >>
<Death-wish-kid> <<
<Rei-the-dark> Ha. Ha.Ha. verry funny...



<capitolLetter> i dont wana read stuff
<DreamingMyth> capitolLetter: chat room is a bad place to be if you dont want to read



<dammitMEL> If I had a cake made to look like me, I'd try to make out with it.



** DreamingMyth has joined
<smoking-mirrors> DreamingMyth: <3
<Comrade-Kelly> smoking-mirrors: I get no love?
** DreamingMyth was kicked by Comrade-Kelly * Eliminating competition.
<Comrade-Kelly> smoking-mirrors: OKAY LOVE ME



<rastafarianpilgrim> JackCross: press shit+enter then they wont show as emotes
<rastafarianpilgrim> shift*****
<Boxymoron> XD
rastafarianpilgrim: LOLPHAIL
<DryCellBodyCrumbles> Shit and enter?
<nnymadness> OMG Where's the shit button
<JackCross> nnymadness: it's next to the colon