The LOL Corner [#27]

The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.

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The Quotes

<CallsTheDogHamburger> Mother trucker.
<DaPineapple> I do not engage in the act of transporting mothers via semi trailers.



<226nexus> because i mis teh eatballs
<226nexus> *meatballs. wtf, can't type
<JoScene> 226nexus: eatballs



<lenawargo> lol, know wut I did? I flagged my own comment on my profile as spam
<lenawargo> are they really going to remove all my own messages?
<lenawargo> i didnt mean to
<lenawargo> Tachy-on:
<lenawargo>
<lenawargo> it did
<lenawargo> help!
<lenawargo> lol



** Here-forever has left [connection closed]



<writeandsmite> i feel weird @_@ i ate brown slimey lettuce today



<kamizu> just thought i'd inform you all
<kamizu> way off topic
<mykel> you're gay?
<mykel> we knew
<mykel> its ok



<Waluigi-Prower> someone type "oh mai" backwards
<sirniqman> iam ho
<sirniqman> OH SHI-



<fhxc64> anjules: thats nice where u from m8?
<anjules> fhxc64: New Zealand
<fhxc64> anjules: thats cool.. didnt know u had internet there
<anjules> fhxc64: yeah... we have power and running water too - imagine that.
<anjules> fhxc64: but we're still getting our heads around this new fangled thing called an automobile.
<anjules> fhxc64: and they keep saying something called Television is coming.
<anjules> sounds very odd to me.



<pasquielsays> im in her room becasue my interweb is on the tits
<quils>okay, ROFLCOPTER
<pasquielsays> ...frits*



<Gemini-Pimpette> If girls with big breast work at hooters , can girls with one leg work at IHOP?