The LOL Corner
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Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
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<khal137> fuck man
<khal137> too much grand theft auto
<khal137> cop car just came down the street and my first thought was "WTF I ddin't jack anyone why are the after me!?!"
** kyza has joined
<kyza> hp me
<kyza> i have a mouse ssue
<kyza> it seems to be licking for itself
<kyza> it highlights things on its own
<Tachy-on> I'd be more worried about the licking myself.
<kyza> re its serious
<kyza> i have photosd to edit and i cant do anything
<kyza> it is clicking for itself
<chix0r> I telol
<chix0r> how did those extra letters get in there
<HAL2008> chix0r: You passed out for a minute, don't you remember?
<Comrade-Kelly> chix0r: Magic.
<Comrade-Kelly> Magic and passing out.
<chix0r> my boobs got in the way.
<Comrade-Kelly> chix0r has magical black-out boobs. So next time kids, you see a solar eclipse, just think of Fiona.
<Comrade-Kelly> "Hey, mommy. No sun." " Thank you, chix0r. Whereever you are."
<cuppas> so i was thinking
<cuppas> it would be so cool if chix0r suddenly arrived and proposed to me.
* cuppas prays
<Comrade-Kelly> One time $chix0r lemme borrow some laundry detergent, and I couldn't help but rub it all my body.
<Comrade-Kelly> I think it was $liquisoft
<Tachy-on> I'm calling my boss tomorrow and tellin' him I have a case of Anal Glaucoma.
<Tachy-on> Yeah, because I can't see my ass coming to work tomorrow.
<parliamentFunk> I have distancexkills under Tachy-on... it's the first time he's ever been on top of a woman.
<glamgirl18> mythicaldamienne: what do we do here in this site?
<mythicaldamienne> glamgirl18: Other than chat? We do artwork. And submit the artwork. And comment on the artwork.
<glamgirl18> mythicaldamienne: what do u mean art?
<quickdraw> 99% of girls on WoW are men, 50% of the time.
<cuppas> so that means
<cuppas> 49.5% of WoW women are actually women?
<cuppas> not bad odds.
<autumnights> that's better than sharing a room with a sleep walker...
<autumnights> I woke up once to my sister sitting creepily on the foot of my bed...
<autumnights> I asked her what she was doing..
<autumnights> and she goes... "going to the bathroom"
<autumnights> it was horrifying
<autumnights> I was like NUUUUUUU
<autumnights> gtfo you sick bastard