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The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.
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The Quotes
<shrapnelhunter> It's 16:20 here
<OsCar274> shrapnelhunter: am or pm?
<twexler> I realized that I need to start working out.
<chix0r> when you couldn't press down the space bar without 2 fingers, twexler?
<GodsLittleHeathen> I was outside and there was a rabbit.
<truemarmalade> that's where they usually live
<bmxking1000> yo theshinyrock
<theshinyrock> oops
<theshinyrock> hi bmxking1000
<bmxking1000> theshinyrock: hows things
<DIHP> theshinyrock: just found out im pregnant, you?
<theshinyrock> pregnant ? sorry I have a poor english lol DIHP
<DIHP> theshinyrock: lol im gona get fat and pop out a baby?
<theshinyrock> I don't understand nothing
<kamizu> a bird
<kamizu> just shat
<kamizu> on my arm
<kamizu> i wish
<kamizu> death
<kamizu> upon it
<kamizu> a million times
<kamizu> DEATH
<kamizu> UPON
<kamizu> THE BIRD
<kamizu> my arm is red from the rigorous friction of this cheap tissue paper
<kamizu> motherfucker
<kamizu> I HATE BIRDS
<kamizu> i wish some random hot shit would flash gorgeous tits in my face
<kamizu> not hot shit
<kamizu> damn that bird
<kamizu> hot chick
<snowmanman> yeah
<snowmanman> on an algorithms test
<snowmanman> they wanted me to prove something
<snowmanman> and i hadn't slept in 36 hours so
<snowmanman> i wrote
<snowmanman> "Proof by interpretive dance"
<snowmanman> and drew stick figures dancing
<snowmanman> and wrote QED at the bottom
<snowmanman> i got 1 point
<snowmanman> out of like 10
<DarkestVirtue> Silly British and your kangaroos.
<diamond281> I was going to say that sex has its ups and downs
<diamond281> But that's the point of it
<AkuRoku-fan-forever> MY POOR VIRGINA EARS~
<AkuRoku-fan-forever> Oh, whoops.
<vastblue> EvilCheeseMan: I don't know where the hell chix0r is...she's a busty girl
<vastblue> er
<vastblue> busy*
<snowmanman> on an algorithms test
<snowmanman> they wanted me to prove something
<snowmanman> and i hadn't slept in 36 hours so
<snowmanman> i wrote
<snowmanman> "Proof by interpretive dance"
<snowmanman> and drew stick figures dancing
<snowmanman> and wrote QED at the bottom
<snowmanman> i got 1 point
<snowmanman> out of like 10
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so it wasnt a bad idea to go out to work out some