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This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

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The Quotes


<Waluigi-Prower> I'm saving money so I can buy a girlfriend at $40.00 a second.
<ScreamingGerbil> LOLZ
<Waluigi-Prower> THATS THE LOWEST RATE I CAN GET
<Waluigi-Prower> DON'T LAUGH AT ME



* Raephire sits on mykel
* mykel moves.
<Raephire> ooh a massage chair
<mykel> heyxcutieface: The internet is full of terrible things. :P
<mykel> heyxcutieface: Take Raephire for example. :lol:



<leaf-lover> vglan-funman: #PokemonjewelsRP
<mykel> leaf-lover: Is that about pokemon.. genitalia? D:



<kiea1213> krazykel : hey are u a girl or boy?
<krazykel> kiea1213 I dont know sorry



<GodsLittleHeathen> dragonboy111: I think you are a bot.
<dragonboy111> no im not im a real dragon



<Bitfreedom> Hi...i need support^^
* EvilCheeseMan tosses Bitfreedom a bra



<YanYannn> OMFG it isn't my funeral XD
<larskri> It's my funeral
<Thats-Your-Funeral> DID SOMEBODY SAY FUNERAL?!



<psivamp> theres something i honestly never thought id say
<psivamp> at leat up until about 8 years ago
<psivamp> "Oh.... thats a thong not a blindfold"



<Captain-Ukitake> ROFLMAO click on the link the turretbot just pooped up
<Captain-Ukitake> popped*
<ZanEternal> lmao



<Freemanmerc> I have a vegina.
<Cryolysis> is a vegina green
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:iconelegant-ruin:
Elegant-Ruin Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol... is a vegina green :rofl:
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:icontsunade234:
Tsunade234 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2008
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:iconphreakhawk-14:
phreakhawk-14 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2008
Lol. Vegina.
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:icontthor:
TThor Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2008  Hobbyist Photographer
XD this is so funny, i fell of my chair laughing
...twice XD (no joke)
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:iconsapphyremoonlyte:
SapphyreMoonlyte Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
<YanYannn> OMFG it isn't my funeral XD
<larskri> It's my funeral
<Thats-Your-Funeral> DID SOMEBODY SAY FUNERAL?!

:lmao:

-I love that song...-
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:iconlarskri:
larskri Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2008  Student Artist
:iconimhappyplz:
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:iconoddly-addicted:
oddly-addicted Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2008
"DID SOMEBODY SAY FUNERAL?!" :rofl:
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:iconlathrine:
Lathrine Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2008
*gigglesnortlaughchuckledie* XDDD :lmao:
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:iconchavoguerrero:
ChavoGuerrero Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2008
Anything that's read at 3.30 in the morning is funny, but this lol news is my fave bunch of weird ramblings! ^-^
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:iconwalruskungfu:
walruskungfu Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2008
these things are best when you're half asleep!
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:iconcatoninetales:
CatONineTales Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:lmao: if you guys ever stop I'll never be grinnin'!
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:iconbluefirelee:
BluefireLee Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2008
:iconimhappyplz:
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:icontooku-mori:
Tooku-Mori Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2008
L O L
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:iconrum-box:
rum-box Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2008
OMG the noise I made when I read:

<Bitfreedom> Hi...i need support^^
* EvilCheeseMan tosses Bitfreedom a bra

was just the most amazingly wierd laugh in the word xD
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:iconkimlasca:
kimlasca Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2008  Student Traditional Artist
lolz :lol: XD This is such an awesome idea...I wish I'd found it on dA before. X3 Must...do...this!
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:iconfrhaine-shaia:
Frhaine-Shaia Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2008
Are thongs that blinding?! *_*
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:iconkirivolta:
KiriVolta Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2008
:laughing:
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:iconsonicadvance:
SonicAdvance Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2008  Student Digital Artist
:brushteeth:

lol xD
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:iconcoconinja:
Coconinja Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2008
<3 at That's Your Funeral! I'm doing Oliver Twist right now x3
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:iconraephire:
Raephire Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2008   Writer
The support one was the best. I was just harassing mykel.

Now I wanna harass everyone more :(
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:iconspikesquirrel:
spikesquirrel Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2008
"Oh.... thats a thong not a blindfold"

LMAO!
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:iconclockworkdesigns:
ClockworkDesigns Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2008
lmao this is halarious
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:iconliaautumn:
LiaAutumn Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2008
Ha ha, this is great, made me laugh ^^,
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:iconevilsyndicatemember:
evilsyndicatemember Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2008  Professional Artist
:lol: This is awesome. :)
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:iconsparrowsflame:
SparrowsFlame Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: Love the support one!! :lol:
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:iconfallen-angel-490:
fallen-angel-490 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2008
WIN! :rofl:
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:iconrapidograph:
rapidograph Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008  Professional Filmographer
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:iconx0osaraho0x:
x0oSaraho0x Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
:lmao: I need support
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:iconsarahjphotography:
SarahJPhotography Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008
Bra and funeral.
XDDD
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:iconslifertheskydragon:
slifertheskydragon Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL! XD win!~
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:iconmorwenhelyanwe:
MorwenHelyanwe Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008  Student Filmographer
hahaa! One of those is From AnimeArtists! :D XD
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:iconjacksl:
jacksl Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Funny....vegina!! :lol:
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:iconreztrikted:
ReztriKted Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
The massage chair bit had me dying. :rofl:
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:iconyanyannn:
YanYannn Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008
Lol x)
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:iconlarskri:
larskri Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008  Student Artist
xD We're in the news guys! :iconimhappyplz:
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:iconkrazykel:
krazykel Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle: I made it this week :lmao: :D
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:iconisvarmt:
Isvarmt Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008  Student Photographer
We all need some support at a time in our lives. :happycry:
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:iconskipychic:
Skipychic Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008
I dont know if Im a boy if or girl aswell
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:iconthebigbadfish:
TheBigBadFish Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008
I'm not there so it's lame
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:iconartful-krayons:
Artful-Krayons Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2008
:noes: Vegina?
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:iconbrazenquill:
BrazenQuill Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2008
I'm a real dragon too...
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:iconpoison-stripes:
Poison-Stripes Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
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:iconcharlenequek:
charlenequek Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i want to see what a real dragon looks like. :3
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:iconscreaminggerbil:
ScreamingGerbil Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2008
Hehe, my quote is there.

Waluigi will freak out.
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:iconshuttermonkey:
shuttermonkey Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2008  Hobbyist Photographer
:lol: @ psivamp XD
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:iconepicdesigns:
epicdesigns Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2008
:giggle:
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:icontetemeko:
tetemeko Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2008
Crylosis gets the quote award for this one.
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:iconcryolysis:
Cryolysis Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2008  Student Digital Artist
:bow:
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:iconoddballoffun:
oddballoffun Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2008  Professional Artist
Veginas: they don't like meat. :O
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:iconcryolysis:
Cryolysis Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2008  Student Digital Artist
ROFL.
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