The LOL Corner

The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest dAmn chat quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

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The Quotes

19:24:04 <inerlogic> i don't think of her as a large breasted women, i think of her as several small chested women in one


<shutdown> oh
<shutdown> oh
<shutdown> oh
<shutdown> i met a french/chinese girl
<shutdown> but hername is a spanish no
<shutdown> one
<shutdown> that i forgot
<shutdown> but she sid to call her auroroa
<shutdown> aurora
<shutdown> cuz thats what it means right
<shutdown> and lol
<shutdown> my name means aurora too BB
<kamizu> orura
<shutdown> yeahlike the bengali word for thathit
<shutdown> but anywayayay she was 26 or something
<shutdown> so iasked if she had a hot 20 yr oldsisster
<shutdown> andthats when she slapped mee and fuckedoff


InvaderMar> OMG y'know when you take off your bra you get that 'ahhhhhhhhhhhhh' feeling? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<ShadowGamers> YES
<ShadowGamers> DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE QUOTE ME
<ShadowGamers> DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE


** God has joined
** God has left [connection closed]
<oilsoaked> God has left us.
** God has joined
<Comrade-Kelly> Second coming.
<Comrade-Kelly>


<197109> I got a portable cellphone


<brianmccumber> or me and the lord would be conversing..
<CaptainRedmuff> i shared a few words with the lord earlier
<CaptainRedmuff> stood on a plug, barefoot


<duhcoolies> chix0r: is it ok to pimp the "weekend to end breakfast" with the journal css that the AR staff are using?
<duhcoolies> chix0r: err i mean "weekend to end breast cancer"


<chix0r> what was going on earlier that would make you want to bang her?
<chix0r> oh god
<chix0r> I meant ban


<cloe88888> .........................................................................................................................................
<AblativeLove> Where's pacman when you need him?


<vastblue> Whenever I get depressed, I think of obese pandas trying to have sex ^^