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The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.
Past Editions:
Edition One
Edition Two
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Edition Four
Edition Five
Edition Six
Edition Seven
Edition Eight
Edition Nine
Edition Ten
Edition Eleven
Edition Twelve
Edition Thirteen
Edition Fourteen
Edition Fifteen
Edition Sixteen
Edition Seventeen
Edition Eighteen
Edition Nineteen
Edition Twenty
The Quotes
<Demonsama> ive gots a new haiku!
<Demonsama> Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
<Demoneangelo> Demoneangelo:
<Demoneangelo> ....
<Demoneangelo> Demonsama:
<Demoneangelo> That never happened.
<gonorea> helllo
<Chuckskull> wow what a name
<gonorea> my name?
<Chuckskull> gonorea: yeah...
<gonorea> whatever...
<Chuckskull> [link] gonorea
<gonorea> i come from bulgaria
<Chuckskull> Thats an unlucky culture clash
<gonorea> o0o0o0o s***t m***r f**r
<gonorea> aaa
<NinjaNick101> Geez, that much for internet bills?!?
<NinjaNick101> Man, DSL companies are eating me up.
<DJStrife> NinjaNick101: It's only expensive because you visit myspace. Since the myspace server is located in Hell, you get charged for long distance.
* Death-Wish-Kid is going to six fags in a few hours
<Death-Wish-Kid> flags*
<Ashlings> is that a gay bar Death-Wish-Kid?
<Ashlings>
<BattousaiTim> ...yes >.> i'm a virgin. I've been single for 20 years of my life...and I'm 20.
<GreyIOutcast>In all truth, I'm saddened by the fact that Michael Jackson has his own game.
<Nicholi2032>GreyIOutcast: he has a video game?
<GreyIOutcast>Nicholi2032: Yeah.
<GreyIOutcast>Nicholi2032: I believe it's for NES.
<epicdesigns>GreyIOutcast: so little boys can play with him for once, instead of vice versa
<GreyIOutcast>epicdesigns:
<Baz135> holy shit, i actually have enough money to get a 300 year sub O_o
<lordofhyrule> isnt cymbalta some kind of sexually transmitted desease?
<chix0r> mykel: I'm away for a few
<chix0r> gotta go cook the kids
<chix0r> *for the kids
<chix0r> bbs
<Tachy-on> i had a gumby toy when i was a kid... i could bend him into any position I liked
<Tachy-on> that came out wrong
<chix0r> that sounds so rude Pete
<kamizu> LOL
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Endings and Beginnings
Hey Everyone,
Today turns out to be my last day as an employee of deviantART.
I just want to write a quick note to say what an amazing experience it's been and what amazing people work for deviantART.
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dAMonsters!
On a dark and scary stormy night...
within the Zombie Kingdom of dAmn...
monsters are stirring!
The Fella Zombie King needs your help! He needs to grow an army of monsters in the Zombie Kingdom in preparation for Halloween Night. Mummies, Zombies, Vampires, Demons, and WereWolves will all form their own Armies and build up their numbers by biting and infecting human victims and turning them into Monsters!
The Fella Zombie King will bestow prizes on the strongest Monsters! But you must make sure that the humans you infect and turn into Monsters stay in Zombie Kingdom so that they may learn the ways of the Army and be ready for Halloween N
dATribes
Long, long ago, on a website not-so-far away...
Within the mighty village of dAmn, a war is brewing -- a war to appease the Great Fella God!
Many in the past have sought ways to please this angry beast, and many have failed. These tales of great battle and loss are still whispered around the campfires of #devart: DaPineapple (https://www.deviantart.com/dapineapple)'s valiant attempts to offer kingmancheng (https://www.deviantart.com/kingmancheng) as a virgin sacrifice, or fourteenthstar (https://www.deviantart.com/fourteenthstar)'s struggles to serenade Fella with her dulcet Scottish tones .. but nothing could be found to please the Great Fella God, not even a scantily clad FritsPlays (https://www.deviantart.com/fritsplays).
But now the tides are turning and the war is changing!
The mighty wa
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Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
Genius!
But sometimes they don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
Genius!