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The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.
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The Quotes
<Demonsama> ive gots a new haiku!
<Demonsama> Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
<Demoneangelo> Demoneangelo:
<Demoneangelo> ....
<Demoneangelo> Demonsama:
<Demoneangelo>
That never happened.<gonorea> helllo
<Chuckskull> wow what a name
<gonorea> my name?
<Chuckskull> gonorea: yeah...
<gonorea> whatever...
<Chuckskull> [link] gonorea
<gonorea> i come from bulgaria
<Chuckskull> Thats an unlucky culture clash
<gonorea> o0o0o0o s***t m***r f**r
<gonorea> aaa
<NinjaNick101> Geez, that much for internet bills?!?
<NinjaNick101> Man, DSL companies are eating me up.
<DJStrife> NinjaNick101: It's only expensive because you visit myspace. Since the myspace server is located in Hell, you get charged for long distance.
* Death-Wish-Kid is going to six fags in a few hours
<Death-Wish-Kid> flags*
<Ashlings> is that a gay bar Death-Wish-Kid?
<Ashlings>
<BattousaiTim> ...yes >.> i'm a virgin. I've been single for 20 years of my life...and I'm 20.
<GreyIOutcast>In all truth, I'm saddened by the fact that Michael Jackson has his own game.
<Nicholi2032>GreyIOutcast: he has a video game?
<GreyIOutcast>Nicholi2032: Yeah.
<GreyIOutcast>Nicholi2032: I believe it's for NES.
<epicdesigns>GreyIOutcast: so little boys can play with him for once, instead of vice versa
<GreyIOutcast>epicdesigns:
<Baz135> holy shit, i actually have enough money to get a 300 year sub O_o
<lordofhyrule> isnt cymbalta some kind of sexually transmitted desease?
<chix0r> mykel: I'm away for a few
<chix0r> gotta go cook the kids
<chix0r> *for the kids
<chix0r> bbs
<Tachy-on> i had a gumby toy when i was a kid... i could bend him into any position I liked
<Tachy-on> that came out wrong
<chix0r> that sounds so rude Pete
<kamizu> LOL
But sometimes they don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
Genius!
<Demonsama> Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
<Demoneangelo> Demoneangelo:
<Demoneangelo> ....
<Demoneangelo> Demonsama:
<Demoneangelo> That never happened.
LOL I'm going to tell my friends that
Peer pressure won't affect me when the want me to go to hell