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The LOL Corner


This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest dAmn chat quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens on dAmn, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmn quotes to go into the next edition.

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<DrPhizzle> grrr I hate homework
<DrPhizzle> not only is it hard, by my penis leaking
<DrPhizzle> pen is**************
<DrPhizzle> holy crap that was the worst typo I've ever made


<chivesthebutler> is garrit a trained photographer?
eXsanguinousCorpse> chivesthebutler: trained?
<DaftDays> eXsanguinousCorpse: you know, does he piddle on the carpet or not?


10:58:34 pm <garrit> my mother hadn't sex in her life, she's only my mum! :)
10:58:55 pm <Ghouldaddy> sure thing jesus


<opioid> man i was fucking gorgeous out today
<opioid> uhm
<opioid> it
<opioid> lol
<opioid> FREUDIAN SLIP
<darkkavenger> whats a freudian slip?
<darkkavenger> oh
<darkkavenger> i thought it was underwear :shrug:


<Beccalicious> albinowhite1: Please be aware this is a literature discussion chatroom
<albinowhite1> literture as in books?
<alienhead> . . .


<rapidograph> when I was a n00b on AOL chat, I thought that "asl" was leetspeak for asshole


<terrafire1> Men in the gym look for sex only, period
<ashkiel> I look for sex only, period
<ashkiel> :D
<terrafire1> i look for periods after sex.
<terrafire1> just to make sure


<XxTrinityxX> I just thought of the greatest lame super hero ever
<XxTrinityxX> "sauna man"
<XxTrinityxX> feel his hot steamy justice!
<XxTrinityxX> actually
<XxTrinityxX> no..sounds like a bad porn


18:20:09 <sodalicious> I've never had to ream Hamlet
18:20:15 <sodalicious> READ*
18:20:23 <sodalicious> Oh my God.. >_<


17:26:12 <opioid> I CAN'T OPEN MY FUCKIN SALSA
17:26:14 <opioid> owee
17:26:36 <opioid> owww.
17:26:40 <opioid> its really fucking stuck too
17:26:50 <opioid> and my joints are so bad :dizzy:
17:26:54 <opioid> this is when i hate that the most
17:26:58 <opioid> opening shit.
17:27:40 <Tachy-on> hot water...run hot water over the lid
17:28:15 * opioid tries that
17:30:16 <opioid> it required the hot water, one of those rubber things, a towel, a loud grunt, and dropping to my knees in the kitchen.
17:31:10 <Tachy-on> opioid: you know, you just described my last sexual experience.
17:31:22 <opioid> roflmao
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<DrPhizzle> grrr I hate homework
<DrPhizzle> not only is it hard, by my penis leaking
<DrPhizzle> pen is**************
<DrPhizzle> holy crap that was the worst typo I've ever made

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:iconciel-in-a-dress:
lol... I love the last one.
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:iconsunny-winter-star:
Sunny-Winter-Star Feb 14, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LMAO. THE LAST ONE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA/////
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:iconshort4life:
"piddle"
AHAHAHAHAAHAAA :D
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:iconcessasiranasya:
I hope no one ever had to actually ream Hamlet. XDDDD
:lmao:
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:icondeliiee:
Deliiee Feb 7, 2009  Student
i laughed so hard i fell off my chair, and my mum came in she was all, WTF??
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:iconwild-magic-girl:
this is the BEST thing EVER.
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:iconyo-bro:
omg! I think I love you $tachy-on you are HILARIOUS!
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:iconharm-an8tr:
Harm-An8tr Jan 24, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
yawl 'r bad....*sigh*
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