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This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest dAmn chat quotes.

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The Quotes



<DrPhizzle> grrr I hate homework
<DrPhizzle> not only is it hard, by my penis leaking
<DrPhizzle> pen is**************
<DrPhizzle> holy crap that was the worst typo I've ever made


<chivesthebutler> is garrit a trained photographer?
eXsanguinousCorpse> chivesthebutler: trained?
<DaftDays> eXsanguinousCorpse: you know, does he piddle on the carpet or not?


10:58:34 pm <garrit> my mother hadn't sex in her life, she's only my mum! :)
10:58:55 pm <Ghouldaddy> sure thing jesus


<opioid> man i was fucking gorgeous out today
<opioid> uhm
<opioid> it
<opioid> lol
<opioid> FREUDIAN SLIP
<darkkavenger> whats a freudian slip?
<darkkavenger> oh
<darkkavenger> i thought it was underwear :shrug:


<Beccalicious> albinowhite1: Please be aware this is a literature discussion chatroom
<albinowhite1> literture as in books?
<alienhead> . . .


<rapidograph> when I was a n00b on AOL chat, I thought that "asl" was leetspeak for asshole


<terrafire1> Men in the gym look for sex only, period
<ashkiel> I look for sex only, period
<ashkiel> :D
<terrafire1> i look for periods after sex.
<terrafire1> just to make sure


<XxTrinityxX> I just thought of the greatest lame super hero ever
<XxTrinityxX> "sauna man"
<XxTrinityxX> feel his hot steamy justice!
<XxTrinityxX> actually
<XxTrinityxX> no..sounds like a bad porn


18:20:09 <sodalicious> I've never had to ream Hamlet
18:20:15 <sodalicious> READ*
18:20:23 <sodalicious> Oh my God.. >_<


17:26:12 <opioid> I CAN'T OPEN MY FUCKIN SALSA
17:26:14 <opioid> owee
17:26:36 <opioid> owww.
17:26:40 <opioid> its really fucking stuck too
17:26:50 <opioid> and my joints are so bad :dizzy:
17:26:54 <opioid> this is when i hate that the most
17:26:58 <opioid> opening shit.
17:27:40 <Tachy-on> hot water...run hot water over the lid
17:28:15 * opioid tries that
17:30:16 <opioid> it required the hot water, one of those rubber things, a towel, a loud grunt, and dropping to my knees in the kitchen.
17:31:10 <Tachy-on> opioid: you know, you just described my last sexual experience.
17:31:22 <opioid> roflmao
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:iconrosephdream:
RosephDream Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013

<DrPhizzle> grrr I hate homework
<DrPhizzle> not only is it hard, by my penis leaking
<DrPhizzle> pen is**************
<DrPhizzle> holy crap that was the worst typo I've ever made

:rofl:

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:iconciel-in-a-dress:
Ciel-in-a-dress Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2010
lol... I love the last one.
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:iconsunny-winter-star:
Sunny-Winter-Star Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LMAO. THE LAST ONE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA/////
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:iconshort4life:
short4life Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2009
"piddle"
AHAHAHAHAAHAAA :D
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:iconcessasiranasya:
CessaSiranasya Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2009
I hope no one ever had to actually ream Hamlet. XDDDD
:lmao:
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:iconhot-sauce-vixxen:
Hot-Sauce-Vixxen Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2009
My side hurts. :lmao:
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:icondeliiee:
Deliiee Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2009  Student
i laughed so hard i fell off my chair, and my mum came in she was all, WTF??
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:iconwild-magic-girl:
Wild-Magic-Girl Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
this is the BEST thing EVER.
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:iconyo-bro:
yo-bro Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2009
omg! I think I love you $tachy-on you are HILARIOUS!
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:iconharm-an8tr:
Harm-An8tr Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
yawl 'r bad....*sigh*
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:iconlula-bell-x:
Lula-Bell-X Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
ROFLWAFFLE!!!! i was cracking up right after the first one!!!
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:iconnaiko-morei:
Naiko-Morei Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL.
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:iconresidentevilgirl13:
ResidentEvilGirl13 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009  Student General Artist
OMG I think I just died. XD
Specially with that last one.
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:iconfrodofan:
FrodoFan Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2009  Hobbyist Filmographer
ooooooooooooooooor you can just bang the side of the lid. with a knife tht is.....
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:iconramen4ever:
RAMEN4EVER Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2009
Hahaha. :) The knife part is scary.
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:iconomgzxjazzy:
omgzxjazzy Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2009
HAHA
that last one was great.
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:iconwickedshortscotty:
wickedshortscotty Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2008
The last. one. was. amazing.
rofl
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:iconrosefoxangel:
Rosefoxangel Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2008
I've never laughed so hard in my life.
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:icongiuli-lexi-kian:
Giuli-lexi-kian Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2008
hahaha this was the funniest XDD
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:icondomyras:
Domyras Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2008
.......
that last one...
i am having tears in my eyes from just alughing!!! xD
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:icondomyras:
Domyras Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2008
laughing*
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:iconalixx-the-mooserider:
Alixx-the-mooseRider Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2008
The last one is hilarious.
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:iconx-hana-x:
X-Hana-X Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2008
lol the salsa thing....
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:iconintopieces:
intopieces Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2008
LOLz

<rapidograph> when I was a n00b on AOL chat, I thought that "asl" was leetspeak for asshole
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:iconselladorra:
Selladorra Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL!!!
I just roffled :giggle:
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:iconcarpesav:
CarpeSav Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2008  Professional Photographer
lmao. These make my day so much better.
:rofl:
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:iconmawasi:
Mawasi Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2008
LOL
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:iconkemoton-zurisan:
Kemoton-Zurisan Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2008
R......O.....F.....L
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:iconsaladchan:
Saladchan Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2008
MY :iconpingasplz: LEAKING!

(wahaha...you guys probably don't get that...)

XD He's right. That is the worst typo you can make.
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:iconjohnnycastle:
JohnnyCastle Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
"sure thing jesus" and "I look for periods after sex just to make sure" made me LOL
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:iconflyingantelopes:
FlyingAntelopes Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2008  Student Writer
<rapidograph> when I was a n00b on AOL chat, I thought that "asl" was leetspeak for asshole

That's what I thought too... I eventually googled it and finally found out.
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TheseKrimzonFlames Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2008
the last one made my cry!:D :giggle:
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:iconblood-sucker-vampire:
AHAHA Last qoute....oh god..
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:icon2d-dungeon:
2D-Dungeon Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Rofl xDDD
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:iconsweetsuicune2000:
SweetSuicune2000 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2008
mega lol. luv'd et
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:iconkeyblade93nanami:
Keyblade93Nanami Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2008
I laughed so hard I fell off my chair with the last one.
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shiroutou Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2008
<DrPhizzle> grrr I hate homework
<DrPhizzle> not only is it hard, by my penis leaking
<DrPhizzle> pen is**************
<DrPhizzle> holy crap that was the worst typo I've ever made

lol..I agree with you..

and the last quote's funny!! XD
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:iconthepantheredgirl:
ThePantheredGirl Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2008
lmao that last quote was hilarious xD
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:iconviolentviolets:
Violentviolets Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2008   Writer
you know you just described my lat sexual expoerience.XD
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:iconbentyhunter:
bentyhunter Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2008
omg i cant breath i laffed so hard
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kbazuri Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
17:30:16 <opioid> it required the hot water, one of those rubber things, a towel, a loud grunt, and dropping to my knees in the kitchen.
17:31:10 <Tachy-on> opioid: you know, you just described my last sexual experience.
17:31:22 <opioid> roflmao

lmao!! good one Tachy-on!! oh wait... you were serious... never mind...
:lmao:
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:iconalissamt:
AlissaMT Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2008  Student General Artist
LMAO! These are great! Especially the last one! XD
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:icondarkn2ght:
darkn2ght Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2008
penis....world's most memorable x-rated typo.wahahahaha!
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:iconnakedshooter:
nakedshooter Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
Penis leaking... i loled
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:iconkokocha:
kokocha Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol: ...
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:iconkitkat12340:
kitkat12340 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2008
hahahahahaha lololol!!!!


omfg hahaha!!!
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:icontoadsanime:
Toadsanime Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
Woah. Those typos and that last quote were pure awesome XD
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:iconepitaph44:
Epitaph44 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2008
All these lol articles are hilarious!
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:iconthat-green-lemon:
that-green-lemon Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2008
XD :rofl:
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:iconteine-tor:
Teine-tor Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2008  Student General Artist
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha. and the first one was just...
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