The LOL Corner [#17]

The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.

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The Quotes

** ididyourmother has joined
<Ritty> ididyourmother: Daddy?
<ididyourmother> Ritty: ... i was drunk!



* magmanorn can't remmeber her music theory either
<EvilCheeseMan> magmanorn: if it's not baroque, dont fix it!



<Nestalgica> And hooray for nut-studying!
<Nestalgica> ..
<Nestalgica> We're gonna pretend that said "not-studying".
<Nestalgica>



<oilsoaked> We will anounce the Overall winners in s ex



<Iceman1387> RedWombat: My Girls bunny died
<laconicnexus> What was the bunny's name?
<Iceman1387> Peter
<laconicnexus> Sorry that Peter petered out
<Iceman1387> ....
<Iceman1387> Your sympathy is overwhelming -_-



<morocco> get a full body tattoo of your body
<morocco> but on about a 95% scale
<morocco> it will really freak people out



<miyusuke> is everyone enjoying their Turdsday?
<miyusuke> Thursday sheesh!
<miyusuke> that came out wrong
<OpalMist> miyusuke: Perhaps some laxative might help, next time



<princessmorgan> I've got 3 prints in their tubes in the closet, and none of them came with stickers.
<mccann> I like to ask women about their tubes in the closet..



<CHUCKY93> ;__________________________________;
<BlackHawk00021> well that puts new meaning into the phrase 'why the long face?'



<APimpingSquirrel> o_o I am dying of thrust
<APimpingSquirrel> thurst*
<APimpingSquirrel> WOW.
<sirniqman> APimpingSquirrel: Sexual Fail.