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The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest dAmn chat quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
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Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.
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The Quotes
<ibinsanity> spyed: permission to rim?
<spyed> denied.
<spyed> but I will let you rim the
<barikir> holy crap
<barikir> that ice cream truck is playing fur elise
<barikir> I have seen everything now
<Ass--hat> APimpingSquirrel: Hey sis.
<Ass--hat> APimpingSquirrel: I just went to Taco Ball
<Ass--hat> APimpingSquirrel: Err.
<Ass--hat> APimpingSquirrel: FUCK.
<Ass--hat> APimpingSquirrel: Bell, Ball, they are the same thing, both dingalings.
<LadyLockeout> you know, upon reflection, I'd love to be my dog. not only is he spoiled rotten, but he thinks a visit to my mother in laws house for a few days is a vacation....
<rapidograph> DJStrife: it's so embarrassing to walk into a nightclub and shout into my pants "Down Simba!" before entering the dance floor
* inuyasha174 sat there with laptop then it just went black
<APimpingSquirrel> inuyasha174: Emo laptop.
<nlcrj> i have an idea. instead of emoticons, i want icons intended to decieve everyone. i call the decepticons
<Waluigi-Prower> frozenpandaman: I'm a dumbass. ;_;
<joystick-hero> Waluigi-Prower: No worries, with enough training, I'm sure you could be a smartass.
<dehk> my new yeears resolution
<dehk> its 1280x1024
<drackar> I've dated women that were somewhat abstract and very surreal.
<Comrade-Kelly> We haven't covered sharing in kindergarten yet.
<Comrade-Kelly> drackar: But mostly imaginary?
<drackar> ...
<drackar> No.
<drackar> believe it or not, i was engaged at one point.
<smoking-mirrors> The priest wouldn't marry you two without her consent?
<drackar> ...no.
<drackar> We had very different stances on gun control laws.
<smoking-mirrors> |:
<Comrade-Kelly> Aww.
<opioid> YOU SHOT HER?
<barikir> that ice cream truck is playing fur elise
<barikir> I have seen everything now
fave.
<barikir> that ice cream truck is playing fur elise
<barikir> I have seen everything now
<joystick-hero> Waluigi-Prower: No worries, with enough training, I'm sure you could be a smartass.
This happened in #frozenpandaman, right?