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The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest dAmn chat quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
When something funny happens on dAmn, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
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Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.
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The Quotes
<courtney176> It's quite quiet in here.
<courtney176> I could download the sound of a pin dropping
<SeizureMoses> atheist repent!
* SeizureMosesbrings brings forth two plastic tablets
<SeizureMoses> I have been to the dessert and God showed himself to me in the form of a burning chicken
<SeizureMoses> a very delicious burning chicken. finger licking good
<SeizureMoses> anyway, god said on to me "bring these two plastic tablets to my atheists, for they have forgotten my path"
<SeizureMoses> and I was like "o rly?"
<SeizureMoses> and he was like "ya rly"
<SeizureMoses> also, he told me the lottery numbers but I'm not gonna tell you them
<infinity0> lol
<infinity0> i ate god for breakfast today
<infinity0> tasted like shrimp
<SeizureMoses> so anyway yada yada yada here are the tablets
<SeizureMoses> I think there are cheat codes or something on them
<SeizureMoses> one is for sure some codes to make tomb raider nude
<SeizureMoses> now taketh onto you and use them wisely, for thou not want to anger the burning chicken!
<SeizureMoses> and for christ's sake, get rid of that gold bull, it's so 1000 B.C.
<infinity0> y'what?
* SeizureMoses has seizure
<The-Butterses> whitefox94: duz you know what shishkabob means?
<whitefox94> The-Butterses: er i think it means like omg or sumin
<Stykera> So many good, happy chatters tonight.
* Stykera pats the good chat.
<Stykera> I love you all.
<mykel> Okay... Who drugged Stykera?
<Stykera> mykel: I SAID I LOVE YOU ALL.
<mykel>
* MaryMotherofGod sets mode: +Waiting MaryMotherofGod
<WallOfTruth> Oh god.
<MaryMotherofGod> Bless you realitysquared, you are an impartial rock in a sea oftumultuous water. And WallOfTruth you should watch how you use the Lord's name.
<Archrono>Hot zombie chicks make me feel funny
<Dont-Cry-Emo>you like my hot zombie chicks?
<Archrono>Dont-Cry-Emo: they make me wonder if I'd hump anything vaguely feminine
<DataScream>Archrono: you hump anything that moves
<The-Flying-Fairy>Archrono:
* The-Flying-Fairyhides from Archrono behind DataScream
<Archrono>DataScream: admittedly I try to hump the cursor as I try to move it across the screen
<DataScream>Archrono: you must go through a LOT of monitors
<phathryyn> man i gotta go shit in a church!
<phathryyn> SIT
<phathryyn> SIT*
<mykel> I was looking for some stock photos of some normal folks, but on dA all I get is naked dudes and people in ridiculous costumes.
<Tachy-on> Feel free to note me the naked dudes
<mykel> Hey we don't need to know about what you do in private.
<FreezeBlade> hooked to a tazer?
<smoking-mirrors> mykel: I read.
<smoking-mirrors> I thought we already discussed this.
<mykel> In private?
<mykel> Katy is a closet reader!?
<smoking-mirrors> Yes.
<mykel> DON'T COME IN I'M ALMOST DONE (WITH THIS CHAPTER)
<smoking-mirrors> hehe.
<mykel> THE CLIMAX WAS SO GOOD (BUT THE PLOT NEEDED WORK)
<Comrade-Kelly> I can taste the low amount of fat and sugar in this pudding.
<Comrade-Kelly> I am not pleased.
<Comrade-Kelly> Someone call Bill Cosby and tell him, the shit has hit the fan.
Shameless Promotion
I'm still here. Just lurk mostly. Hope you all are doing well.
My partner just opened up an Esty Shop for some of his handmade charm bracelets. He does Greeting Cards and Wall Decor too. If you want to check it out, the link is here -> https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/TheGreenCrow
Cheers,
Pete
Endings and Beginnings
Hey Everyone,
Today turns out to be my last day as an employee of deviantART.
I just want to write a quick note to say what an amazing experience it's been and what amazing people work for deviantART.
Cheers,
Pete
dAMonsters!
On a dark and scary stormy night...
within the Zombie Kingdom of dAmn...
monsters are stirring!
The Fella Zombie King needs your help! He needs to grow an army of monsters in the Zombie Kingdom in preparation for Halloween Night. Mummies, Zombies, Vampires, Demons, and WereWolves will all form their own Armies and build up their numbers by biting and infecting human victims and turning them into Monsters!
The Fella Zombie King will bestow prizes on the strongest Monsters! But you must make sure that the humans you infect and turn into Monsters stay in Zombie Kingdom so that they may learn the ways of the Army and be ready for Halloween N
dATribes
Long, long ago, on a website not-so-far away...
Within the mighty village of dAmn, a war is brewing -- a war to appease the Great Fella God!
Many in the past have sought ways to please this angry beast, and many have failed. These tales of great battle and loss are still whispered around the campfires of #devart: DaPineapple (https://www.deviantart.com/dapineapple)'s valiant attempts to offer kingmancheng (https://www.deviantart.com/kingmancheng) as a virgin sacrifice, or fourteenthstar (https://www.deviantart.com/fourteenthstar)'s struggles to serenade Fella with her dulcet Scottish tones .. but nothing could be found to please the Great Fella God, not even a scantily clad FritsPlays (https://www.deviantart.com/fritsplays).
But now the tides are turning and the war is changing!
The mighty wa
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